HOLY FUCK ITS THE NEON TRAIN OF SHIT AND RAINBOWS!

Who is better? John or Dave?

well?

reblog your answer.

rp WTF

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EB: anon?
??: WELL WELL WELL
EB: what do you want.
??: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE
EB: what.
??: I MAYBE ANON AT THE MOMENT
??: BUT BEFORE THIS I COULD HAVE BEEN
??: A PERSON
??: WITH FEELINGTHIS
EB: ...
??: FEELING*
EB: wow anon.
??: FEELINGS*
??: WHAT
??: EGBERT
EB: you are bad at this.
??: WELL I AM NEW
??: THIS IS MY FIRST DAY BUB
??: WHAT ARE YOU THE PRFESSIONAL
??: PROFESSIONAL*
EB: no.
EB: i know how to work it though.
??: WELL EXCUSES ME FOR NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
??: EXCUSE*
EB: i could be any one i want.
??: GOOD FOR YOU AND SO COULD I
TT: i could be rose.
??: I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ANSWER TO THE ANON
TT: or dave.
TG: dave yeah.
??: OH LOOK WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE
GG: even jade.
??: WHY YA GOTTA BE SO MEAN
??: ABOUT IT
??: LIKE I SAID IM A NEWBIE
GG: AND KARKAT.
CG: KARKAT.
CG: FUCK TEXT.
??: NO SERIOUSLY MAN
CG: I AM EVERY ONE.
CA: evvery one.
??: WELL GOOD FOR YOU BUT COULD YOU AT LEAST BE A BIT NICE ABOUT IT
??: JEGUS
CA: 3V3RY ON3.
??: DONT HAVE TO FLAUNT IT
??: GOOD FOR YOU FUCKING ASS
GC: 3V3RY ONE.
GC: LOL.
??: OH FUCK YOU NOW YOURE JUST FUCKING WITH ME
GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3
??: WHATEVER
??: MAN
??: WHATEVER
AT: oH, wELL HELLO.
??: WHAT
TG: roxy in dah hous.
??: ...
TG: *house
??: FUCK YOU
??: FUCK YOU
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aranea and john. rp

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EB: hey.
A: Hello. ::::)
EB: uh...
EB: you type like some one i know.
A: I do?
EB: same color too.
A: You must 8e talking a8out my descendant then.
A: I am Aranea.
EB: well hello then, aranea.
A: And who might you 8e?
EB: i'm john.
A: Oh John. Hello. ::::)
A: If I may ask, how do you know my descendant?
EB: um..well.
EB: see they thought it was a good idea to troll us humans and i met her and we are friends now.
A: Oh really? How lovely.
EB: yeah..
A: Is something the matter? ::::(
EB: no, and i have three other friends too.
A: Really? And who might they 8e?
EB: my friends names are jade, dave, and rose.
A: Oh wow that's nice.
A: ::::)
EB: and than i have two troll friends, karkat and vriska.
EB: vriska is the one that types like you.
A: And how is she doing?
EB: i don't know.
EB: i haven't heard from her in a while.
EB: i bet she's fine.
EB: she's really strong.
A: I am sure she is as well.
A: You seem to admire her.
A: Do you posses flushed feelings for her?
EB: uh..we are just friends but in future, maybe.
A: How sweet.
EB: heheh.
A: I do hope it works out.
A: And I must say, you have a lovely room. ::::)
EB: wait what?!
EB: how can you see me?
A: We are in a dream 8u88le, dear.
EB: we are?
A: Yes. That is the only way of communicating with you.
EB: oh...
EB: so where are you, i don't see you.
A: Right here. -Appears next to John and smiles.-
EB: -sees her and takes a step back shoked at her sudden appearnce-
EB: oh..uh sorry..
A: It's quite alright.
A: I didn't mean to scare you like that.
EB: -he giggles and smiles back at her.-
EB: it's okay.
A: -Smiles and paps his cheek.-
A: Tell me a8out yourself, John.
EB: like uh what i like and stuff?
A: Yes. ::::)
EB: well as you can see from the posters on the walls i really like action movies.
EB: ..hey.
EB: want to watch a movie?
A: Oh wow that is a lot of posters.
A: Sure, I would like that. ::::)
EB: okay.
EB: -he goes over to his movies and looks through them-
EB: ...you can come look too.
A: I have never seen a human film though. So I am unsure on what to pick.
A: -Follows and looks through the movies.-
A: What is Con Air?
EB: it's a really cool movie.
EB: it's about criminals sky jacking a plane.
A: ::::o
A: I would like to watch this.
EB: yeah i would love to!
EB: ((brb))
A: (( Alright. ))
EB: (( okay ))
EB: -he puts the movie in and clicks 'play' and then jumps on his bed
EB: *-
A: -Smiles and sits next to him, watching the movie curiously.-
EB: -he was laying down grabing blankets putting them over himself and the movie was starting-
A: -Looks over at John, tilting her head and crawling into the bed as well.-
A: What is this called? It's very comfy.
EB: oh uh..a bed.
EB: blankets -he points to the blankets and then the pillows- and..pillows.
A: Oh I see.
A: Very nice.
A: -Nuzzles into the pillow, giggling lightly.-
EB: heheh.
EB: your really nice.
A: Thank you. ::::) You are really nice as well.
EB: your welcom.
EB: oh look.
EB: the movie is starting.
A: Great.
A: -Looks over at the screen as the movie began.-
EB: -he pulls a pillow up, hugs it and rests his chin on it, watching the movie.-
A: -Rests her head on his shoulder, watching the movie.-
A: It's good so far.
EB: -he blushes a little and giggles- yeah..
A: -Giggles as well, adjusting her glasses.-
EB: -he watches the movie as it passes the first seen and moves to when nic is fighting a drunk man-
EB: -he still bit his lip when he saw this part after seeing it so many times.-
A: -She watches the fight scene intensely, a slight frown on his face.-
EB: (( his? ))
A: (( Shit ))
A: (( her ))
A: (( xD ))
EB: you okay?..
EB: -he notices the frown-
A: Ah, yeah. I'm fine.
EB: is it the movie?
A: No no. I'm just not particularly fond of violence.
EB: -the movie moves on once agian to nic pleeding guilty for killing a man-
EB: well this is and action movie and more people die.
EB: after this part he is just in jail for a while.
A: Oh I see.
EB: then it goes on to the action factor of the movie.
A: That's alright then.
EB: okay.
EB: -once agian the movie continues-
EB: -john nuzzles into his pillow getting tierd from the warmth-
EB: -he yawns and slowly blinks shutting his eyes for a sec then opening them agian to watch the movie-
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EB: (( nooooo ))

johnkat! agian.

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CG: ( A JOHN!)
EB: (indeed!)
CG: (YES!)
CG: HEY FUCKTARD.
EB: hi karkat!
CG: (johnkat?
EB: (sure. o:)
CG: HEY CAN I GO TO YOUR HOUSE?
EB: yeah. i don't see why not!
CG: OKAY.
CG: -shuts his laptop and transports infront of his house-
CG: -ends up its pooring rain out-
EB: -opens the door to a soaking karkat-
CG: FUCK...
EB: oh man... you are wet!
EB: i've got some towels.
EB: and some dry clothes you can wear.
CG: OKAY.
EB: -ushers karkat in and shoves him into the bathroom with dry clothes-
CG: FUCK!
CG: -changes is clothes and walks out-
CG: OKAY I'M DONE.
EB: looking good in my clothes, karkat.
EB: hehehe.
CG: GRRR...
CG: (LOL I'M WEARING WINDY SWEATER)
CG: (IN RL)
CG: YEAH...
CG: WHATEVER.
CG: -sits on couch-
EB: sooo why'd you come over?
CG: BECAUSE I CAN.
EB: ...ok.
CG: ...
CG: HEY.
CG: MOVIE?
EB: sure! what do you have in mind?
CG: ...NOT ANYTHING STUPID.
EB: well that really narrows it down. that still leaves... all of my movies!
CG: ...
CG: I DON'T KNOW...
CG: UH.
CG: I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE ROMANCE MOVIES.
CG: SO.
CG: UH...
CG: ACTION?
EB: hmmm... let me see..
CG: OR A MIX OF BOTH...
CG: (CONAIR IS SORT OF A MIX)
EB: (yes but that's so overused o:)
EB: what about the fifth element?
CG: OKAY...
EB: awesome!!
EB: -puts in movie-
CG: I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT BUT OKAY.
CG: I'LL MAKE POPCORN...
CG: -makes popcorn and some how he knew how to make it-
EB: oh man all you need to know is that it is awesome!
EB: wait until you see ruby rhod. he's my favorite.
CG: ...
EB: -stuffs face with popcorn-
CG: -looks at john and sighs-
EB: ..what was that about
EB: ?
CG: NOTHING...
CG: -eats popcorn one at a time-
CG: JUST HOW YOUR EATING THE POPCORN...
CG: IT'S WIERD.
EB: yer fmmoce s weer!
CG: WHAT?
CG: SWALLOW THE POPCORN.
CG: THEN TELL ME.
EB: this popcorn is really good.
CG: YEAH...IT IS.
CG: I MADE IT.
CG: OF COURSE IT'S GOOD
EB: hahaha! full of yourself, karkat?
CG: ...NO...
CG: YEAH...
CG: -sticks his hand in the popcorn bowl the same time john does-
CG: -his eyes narrow a bit-
EB: -grabs a handful of popcorn then throws it at karkat-
CG: AK!
CG: -jumps on john tossing the off the couch-
CG: -begins to growl-
CG: *them
EB: uuuuuuh... karkat. are you going to kill me?
CG: -is laying on top of john. he stops growling, shuts his eyes and sighs-
EB: haha.. or are you just gonna sleep on me?
CG: ...
EB: -places a hand in karkat's hair-
CG: -opens his eyes at the sudden contact-
EB: -strokes his hair gently-
CG: -his eyes slowly shut and he lays his chin down on johns chest-
EB: ..heh.. silly.
CG: ...
CG: -he lays and lets out an unnoticeble pur waitting for john to make another move-
EB: -presses closer to karkat and rubs smoothing circles into his back-
CG: -his purs begin to get louder as john rubs-
EB: -looks at karkat and tries not to snicker at how cute his purring is-
EB: you really are like a cat.
CG: -he opens one eye as a signal not to talk about that-
EB: -closes his eyes too, slepy from karkats warmth-
CG: -lets out more purring as john falls asleep-
CG: -he just falls asleep him self-
CG: ***LATER IN THE MORNING***
CG: -do to karkats lack of sleep in the past few days he could be asleep for a while after john wakes up-
EB: -wakes up and is unable to move because karkat is sleeping on him-
EB: -counts the dots on the ceiling for hours-
CG: -begins to open his eyes-
CG: JOHN...?
EB: morning karkat!
EB: you sure slept a long time.
CG: ...YEAH...
EB: you rested up now?
CG: YEAH...
EB: thats good.
EB: we fell asleep during the movie.
CG: -that blank pocker face look was on his face agian-
CG: ...
CG: -he groans and rolls over-
EB: -sits up and stretches-
CG: -gets on all fours to amuse john a little also to be cute-
EB: what are you doing?? goofball.
EB: (i have to gooo sorry!)
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CG: ( NOOOOOO )

karkat on karkat action! homestuck.

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CG: HOLY MOTHERFUCK.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: THE FUCK?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK.
CG: IS THIS SHIT.
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: OH FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: FUCK.
CG: HOLY SHIT.
CG: I'M FUCKING SCARED.
CG: SERIOUSLY.
CG: HOLY FUCK.
CG: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING ME?
CG: THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING.
CG: I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED.
CG: YEAH AND YOUR FUCKING ME.
CG: HOLY SHIT.
CG: FUCK.
CG: SO KARKAT.
CG: YES KARKAT?
CG: SINCE I COULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS.
CG: ANY OTHER WAY.
CG: OTHER THAN TO THE MIRROR.
CG: I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING GORGEOUS.
CG: WHY THANK YOU ME.
CG: NO PROBLEM ME.
CG: YOU SEXY BEAST.
CG: OH STOP!
CG: NEVER!
CG: I ONLY TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH.
CG: OH FUCKING STOP.
CG: SHUT UP.
CG: JUST SHUT UP.
CG: YOU SEXY BASTARD YOU.
CG: OH FUCK.
CG: OH GOD.
CG: DON'T YOU DARE.
CG: NO.
CG: I'LL DO IT.
CG: I'LL FUCKING DO IT.
CG: NO.
CG: NO DON'T DO IT.
CG: DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
CG: I'LL FUCKING DO IT.
CG: I'M DOING IT.
CG: I'M ABOUT TO DO IT.
CG: NO.DON'T.FUCKING.DO.IT.
CG: I AM SO.
CG: IN THE PROCESS.
CG: OF DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
CG: OH MISTER VANTAS OHHH.
CG: OH YES.
CG: SWOON FOR ME, ME.
CG: SWOON FOR ME.
CG: VANTAS. NO.
CG: OH BUT YES.
CG: DON'T DO IT.
CG: DON'T UNZIP MY PANTS.
CG: I'LL FUCKING DO IT.
CG: I'M SO GOING TO SUCK MY OWN DICK RIGHT NOW.
CG: OH MAN IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUCKING AWESOME.
CG: NO.
CG: YOU ARE NOT.
CG: FINE.
CG: *UNZIPS*
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: I AM RATHER FUCKING IMPRESSIVE.
CG: HOLY SHIT.
CG: DO IT BOY.
CG: OH YES KARKAT.
CG: FUCK ME UP.
CG: FUCK.
CG: OH GOD.
CG: ME.
CG: UP.
CG: YOU LOVE IT.
CG: DON'T YOU?
CG: VANTAS.
CG: SAY YOU LOVE IT, KARKAT.
CG: YES!!
CG: SAY IT FOR ME.
CG: I LOVE IT!!!
CG: OH YES.
CG: GOOD BOY.
CG: WONDERFUL.
CG: FUUUCK!!
CG: OH GOD.
CG: LOVE!!!!!
CG: THIS IS THE HOTTEST SHIT EVER.
CG: SO.
CG: I JUST SUCKED MY OWN DICK.
CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
CG: I LOVE YOU!!!!
CG: THERES A GOOD BOY.
CG: SAY IT AGAIN, ME.
CG: HOLY SHIT.
CG: CRAZY SHIT.
CG: YOU ARE MY LOVE!!!!
CG: OH FUCK.
CG: HOLY FUCK.
CG: OH SHIT FUCK.
CG: YOU BITCH.
CG: I LOVE YOU!!
CG: YES YOU DO.
CG: YES YOU FUCKING DO.
CG: OH GOD.
CG: SUPER MAKEOUT.
CG: (( I MUST GO ))
CG: (( OH MAN ))
CG: (( THAT WAS LIKE ))
CG: (( HOLY SHIT, AND SHIT ))
CG: (( YES ))

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EB: hey karkat!
EB: hehe, what's up?
CG: (( A JOHN YES ))
CG: NOTHING.
EB: (a karkat that doesn't say fuck you and leave. yes!))
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CG: (( YAAAAAAAAAAY ))
EB: you sure? usually you have some sort of 'grr i'm karkat and i'm an angry troll' response for me.
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EB: (whoops connection derp))
CG: (( *FART NOICE* ))
EB: (pffft))
CG: (( LOL ))
CG: YEAH WHATEVER FUCK YOU..
EB: karkat...
EB: are you sure there's nothing?
EB: you really seem down!
CG: NO I'M FINE.
EB: rose always says i should be more observant of people acting different. hehe.
EB: sorry if i'm just being annoying.
CG: I JUST WOKE UP.
EB: alrighty then!
EB: oh. i'm sorry if i woke you!
EB: jeez i'm a bad friend.
EB: sleep's important
CG: YOU DIDN'T.
CG: I'M JUST TIERD
EB: well cool then.
EB: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~
CG: FUCKING SLEEP...
CG: WHAT?
EB: hi! :b
CG: YOU ALL READY SAID THAT.
EB: i know, but you were all sleepy and such.
EB: jeeeez, i'm just trying to have a friendly conversation with my friend without knowing what to talk about.
EB: has anything new or fun happened to you recently?
CG: NO.
CG: OTHER THAN...WELL.
CG: NOTHING.
EB: that's alright i guess.
EB: i've been thinking about a lot of stuff lately and i started drawing!
EB: well i did before, but not this good.
EB: hehe, it's sort of neat.
CG: OKAY?
EB: mhmm!
EB: i drew rose and dave and jade and dad and you!
CG: DO YOU HAVE A LINK OR SOMETHING.
CG: ?
EB: well i'm sort of afraid to post them anywhere...
EB: jade's the only one who's seen them.
EB: i mean, what if someone doesn't like it!?!?!
CG: I'LL TELL HOW GOOD ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN.
CG: AND I'LL BE HONEST.
EB: that's what i'm afraid offfffffffff.
EB: so nope.
EB: not gonna happen.
CG: NO IT'S FINE.
CG: SHOW ME.
EB: nuh uh.
EB: they're staying in my scetch book.
EB: safe and sound.
CG: IT'S FINE JUST SHOW ME JOHN.
EB: jade told me it was a good idea to keep them so i only show people in person.
EB: she said that seeing peoples reactions is much better than words.
CG: OKAY FINE.
CG: DON'T SHOW ME.
EB: sorry karkat.
CG: ...
CG: FUCK YOU.
EB: that's not very nice to say you know.
CG: -yawn-
EB: you might make people think you actually dislike them saying that sort of thing.
EB: you still sleepy?
CG: YEAH..
EB: wanna crash with me?
EB: i-i mean if you'd like.
CG: FINE OKAY...
CG: THERES NOTHING BETTER TO DO..
CG: (( MOVIE TIME CONAIR!!!! ))
CG: (( no just kidding but its movie time now. ))
CG: WAIT WHERE ARE YOUR AGIAN?
EB: in my room. duuuuuh.
EB: well, the room i'm using anyway.
EB: (pffffft aww yeah))
CG: OKAY FINE..
EB: and we can talk about getting you to stop being so meh.
EB: okay?!
CG: -shuts his husktop and transports infront of johns house-
CG: -HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR-
EB: -prances down the stairs and answers it, sticking his head out the door-
EB: hey karkat!
CG: HEY SHITHEAD.
EB: -pouts- that's not my name! -bops karkat on the head-
CG: SO CAN I COME IN? OR WHAT?
EB: only if you say it right!
CG: FINE.
CG: HELLO.
CG: CAN I COME IN?
EB: well sure karkat!
EB: -opens the door fully-
CG: -walks in and watches john the hole way-
CG: (( FUQ SPELING ))
EB: -walks over to the couch and lays down on it, staring up at the ceiling- so what's up?
EB: (hehe))
CG: ALL THE SAMETHINGS
CG: -yawn-
EB: you suuuure?
EB: no angsting over some crush?
EB: no anger toward idiots?
CG: YES ANGER TOWARDS IDIOT LIKE YOU!
EB: -flinches, curling up into the couch and facing the cushions-
CG: -he yawned again-
EB: you don't have to be here if you hate me that much karkat.
EB: -clentches the back of the couch-
CG: NO I'M JUST TIERD.
CG: I NEED TO RELAXE A LITTLE...
EB: whatever -mumbles, feeling tears at his eyes-
CG: (( AGAN FUQ SPELING ))
CG: WAIT JOHN..
CG: ARE YOU OKAY?
EB: i'm f-fine.
CG: - he walks over to john and put his hand johns shoulder -
EB: -shrugs karkat away, hoping to be left alone-
EB: i said i'm fine.
CG: NO YOUR NOT FINE YOUR CRING.
EB: i said i'm FINE. -he whipped forward to karkat, pushing him away and running upstairs, tears in his eyes-
CG: -he jumped back at being pushed and watched john run a way-
CG: WAIT JOHN!
CG: - he runs after him up the stairs -
EB: -turns the corner, running into the wall, missing the doorway by a couple inches because of the blurriness of his tears-
CG: -runs to john- ARE YOU OKAY?
CG: -the thoughts in his head were ' OH GOD OH FUCK PLEASE BE OKAY '-
CG: JOHN?
CG: I'M SORRY.
EB: -shakes his head, trying to weakly push karkat away-
EB: no. s-stop messing with me karkat.
EB: i always try to help but you won't let me.
EB: so why should i let you help me?
CG: -Begains to shoosh pap him-
CG: SHOOSH.
EB: ugh, cut it out karkat!
EB: -slaps him in the cheek-
EB: not everything is about you!
CG: SHOOSH!
CG: JOHN.
EB: no!
EB: -tries to wiggle free-
CG: JOHN. NO. STOP.
CG: -holds him so he can't excape-
CG: SHHH.
EB: damn it karkat...
EB: you're too fucking self absorbed to notice you're not the only one with feelings and problems.
EB: -punches him in the gut-
CG: GAH!
CG: -he lets go of john in pain-
CG: -karkat held his gut in pain tears coming to his eyes-
EB: -looks at him in surprise and falls to his knees in defeat-
EB: i'm sorry...
CG: -karkat just stands there and lookd at john in pain-
EB: it's just...
EB: i love you okay?
EB: -bites his bottom lip and looks down at his hands-
CG: - he did't let his anger out on john. instead he kneeled down with him without a word. -
EB: i love you and i'm scared and i don't like it...
EB: -wraps his arms around karkat's shoulder and nuzzles his neck-
CG: - he shuts his eyes and wraps his one arm around john -
EB: -instantly calms down, crying silently and leaning into karkat-
CG: ...I'M SORRY..
EB: me too...
CG: - he wraps both his arms around john and let out a small wimpering sound -
EB: -wraps his legs awkwardly around karkat's waist and presses close to him, not wanting to leave his arms-
EB: i'm so sorry...
CG: -hugs him tighter-
CG: ME TOO JOHN..
CG: ME TOO...
EB: -sighs into his neck-
CG: -blushes-
EB: -plays with karkat's hair a bit, relaxing further into him-
CG: -puts his hand the back of johns head slightly rubbing-
CG: ARE YOU OKAY FROM RUNNING INTO THE WALL?
EB: oh that? happens more than i'd care to admit. -laughs nervously-
CG: -slightly smiles-
CG: -yawns agian-
EB: -looks up at him- do you want to go to my room?
CG: /-from johns angle he could see karkats teeth-
CG: YEAH...
EB: cool.
EB: -untangles himself from karkat and holds out a hand to help him up-
CG: -karkat grabs johns hand and stands up-
EB: -smiles broadly and leads him to his bed, laying down on his back and looking up at him-
EB: hehe, come on karkat, i don't bite!
CG: -he blushes a little at the invite but sits on the bed a little shy-
CG: UH..OKAY
EB: -smiles and closes his eyes-
CG: -he lays down next to him on his side-
CG: -facing him he stares at john-
EB: so karkat. you gonna go to sleep? or do you just wanna chill.
CG: UH..NO I DON'T WANNA SLEEP.
EB: alrighty then, what do you wanna do?
EB: -he asked, eyes still closed, a smile on his face-
CG: UH..WATCH A MOVIE?
EB: what movie?
EB: i mean, i'm alright with whatever.
CG: ...YOU PICK...
EB: con air it is!
EB: -giggles, shifting to get up-
CG: (( lol i watched that yesterday ))
EB: (my mum got it for me for valentines day so i could be a true john cosplayer~!))
EB: (i actually really like that movie... "orz))
CG: ...-he juststares-
CG: (( yeah my to ))
EB: -saunters over to the dvd shelf, bending over to reach a lower row and find the movie-
EB: hmm... where did i put it...
CG: ...
EB: -frowns a bit, continuing his search-
EB: i swear i put it right over here!
CG: -he sees it on the far side of the bed-
CG: UH..JOHN?
EB: hmm?
CG: IT'S OVER HERE...
EB: oh!
EB: -hops up and hurries over-
EB: no wonder i couldn't find it~!
CG: ...-tilts his head a little still laying there-
EB: thanks karkat!
EB: -picks up the movie and goes over to his dvd player, leaning over to place it in-
CG: ....
EB: -skips back over, flopping down onto the bed, looking up at the ceiling once again-
EB: i really think you'll like this movie karkat.
EB: i've seen it so many times and it's still good~
CG: -he looks at john blinked once expecting something to happen-
EB: are you alright??? -he asked curiously, noticing karkat acting strange-
CG: YEAH....
EB: okie dokie then!
EB: -smiles, closing his eyes and melting into his bed-
CG: -he grabs johns arm and hugs it.
CG: -
EB: -smiles softly and pulls karkat closer-
CG: -his ears fold back and he smiles-
CG: (( BRB ))
EB: (okay))
EB: -wiggles his arm out of karkat's grasp and rubs his back-
CG: -reacts at this and purrs-
EB: -shyly leans up a bit, pulling karkat into his lap-
CG: -blinks once not knowing what to expect.-
EB: -rests one hand on the small of his back, rubbing it and the other pets his hair. he nuzzled into karkat's neck, wanting him to be affectionate as well, but knowing it would be unlikely-
CG: -he purs a great deal yawning again showing all his teeth-
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CG: DICK!

WTF HOMESTUCK

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GA: Hello
MGC: H1 >:]
MGC: WH4T'S UP >:?
GA: Im Bored And Tired
GA: Want To Throw A Party
MGC: SUR3 >:]
GA: Should We Make A New Url
MGC: 1F YOU W4NT
GA: It Is Up To You
MGC: 1 DON'T M1ND 1F W3 DO OR NOT
GA: Ah The Wonders Of Apathy
GA: Are You Attempting To Find Others
MGC: W3LL 1 W4S JUST GO1NG 4ROUND 4ND T4LK1NG TO OTH3RS B3FOR3 TH1S
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MGC: H1 >:]
SS: HELLO.
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MGC: 1 DON'T TH1NK 1'V3 M3T YOU B3FOR3 >:/
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mC: WHOA is THERE seriously A party IN here?
GA: No
mC: how WOULD you KNOW
MGC: W3LL 1T W4S H3R 1D34 >:/
mC: WELL thats JUST bullshit YOU should BOTH agree FIRST
SS: WELL I DON'T THINK I'VE MET YOU EITHER.
mC: duh
MGC: 1 D1D 4GR33 W1TH H3R
mC: THEN why ARE you BLAMING her
GA: I Just Question The Crazy Purple Text Who Switched Caps And No Caps
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GA: I Have Issues With People Like That For Some Reason
mC: SHOULD that REALLY be AN issue?
MGC: 1 W4SN'T BL4M1NG H3R 1 W4S JUST S4Y1NG 1T W4S H3R 1D34 TO H4V3 4 P4RTY
GA: Yes It Should Be An Issue
CS: this is kind Of a dead party
GA: Yes
CS: we shOuld Bring in morE people to liven it up
mC: YES because SOMEONE is BEING a PARTY pail
CS: party peOple
CS: whO dance on taBlEs and whatnot ;)
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GC: H3llo.
CS: is this the table dancer
GC: My n4m3 1s Jud1c4.
mC: QUICK look LIKE the PARTY isn't GOING
CS: nice name nOw take of your clothes
GG: ..uh
SS: HEY CUTIE.
GG: whats happening?
CS: we gOt ourselves a stripper ;)
CS: i think
mC: there WAS supposed TO be AN awesome PARTY in HERE i WAS told
SS: JUDICA
GC: Y3s?
mC: BUT its NOTHING but PAIL in HERE i SEE
SS: YOU'RE SO CUTE.
GC: Th4nk you.
CS: Oh snap looks like signless has his eyes set on someone ;o
MGC: H3Y NO DON'T T4LK 4BOUT MNY 4NSC3STOR L1K3 TH4T 1T'S NOT 4PPROPR14T3 >:/
CS: yOu go dude
CS: ssh
GC: 4nc3stor?
MGC: *MY
GC: 1'm only s3v3n sw33ps old.
CS: nO BulgEblocking
CS: its rude
MGC: W3 M1GHT B3 FROM D1FF3R3NT T1M3L1N3S
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MGC: 4ND 1 W1LL BULG3BLOCK 4LL 1 W4NT >:/
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mC: I wasnt REALLY talking ABOUT her mGC
CS: yay mOre taBlEdancers
SS: BUT SHES CUTE.
SS: SHE IS.
MGC: >:/
SS: JUST SAYING
CS: wait nO only one more ga is too young
CS: darn
GG: so many colors @.@
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CS: and the table dancer left
mC: i WAS really TAKLING about GA
GC: Wh4t 3v3n 1s go1ng on?
CS: fuck yOu too ho
CS: whO knows whats going on
MGC: 1 DON'T KNOW 4NYMOR3...
CS: im just trying tO get this party started
SS: I DONT KNOW.
CS: but nO one seems to want to help
CS: and by help i mean get On the taBlE and dance
SS: I'M GOING TO GET MOR PEOPLE.
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CS: she was tOo young anyway
mC: LETS all GO to THE convenievce STORE and GET some GOGDAM twinkies
GC: Tw1nk13s?
CS: twinkies are sweet
GG: twinkies! <3
CS: ill gO with you
GC: 1 f41l to s33 th3 r3l3v4nc3 to th31r us3fuln3ss 1n 4 p4rty.
CS: fOod is always useful
mC: ITS not A gogdam PARTY without TWINKIES
CS: exactly
CS: this trOll knows where its at
mC: SEE you INVITED the RIGHT troll FOR the JOB after ALL
CS: tOtally
CS: knOw go get those twinkies
CS: maybe the sugar will liven everyOne up
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mC: *ALL the TWINKIES*
GC: 1'm not on3 for sug4r.
CS: ;O
CS: why nOt
mC: HUMMUS then MY dear JADE friend?
CS: sugar is amazing
mC: GOOD gig WHAT does SHE put IN her TEA?
SS: I'M BACK.
CS: prObably tree Bark or somEthingY
mC: WHY are YOU back WITHOUT any HOES signless
CS: ill gO collect some
GC: >:T
CS: OBviously noonE here has good taste
mC: WHAT abotu ME?
SS: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE WHOLE DAMN SITE HEAR.
mC: *ALL the HUMMUS for ALL the BITCHES*
CS: im sOrry
SS: *HERE
CS: yOu have good taste
CS: but no one else does
CS: *nO
mC: what ABOUT you?
GC: Wh1ch "you"?
SS: FOUND KARKAT
mC: OH hell YES
SS: HE WILL BE HERE IN A SEC
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GC: H3llo to you.
mC: KARKAT your JUST in TIME for THE hummus
SS: THAT WOULD BE HIM
GC: My n4m3 1s Jud1c4.
CS: hey there sweet cheeks
CS: yOu gonna help liven up this party
CG: HOLY FUCK WHO ARE ALL OF YOU?
GC: Wow, rud3.
CS: im eterna servire
GC: Plus 1 just 3xpl41n3d who 1 4m.
GG: hi karkat!
CS: that table dancer has a pOint
mC: WERE obviously THE people WHRE going TO tie YOU up AND suspend YOU from THE ceiling
SS: WELL THEN LITTLE GUY
mC: WELCOME home PINATA
SS: NOTHING SAYS PARTY LIKE A LAMSHADE.
GC: L4msh4d3. 1 b3l13v3 you forgot 4 p in th4t.
SS: *LAMPSHADE
mC: karkat HURRY and EAT all THIS candy SO we CAN beat IT out OF you
CG: I AM NOT EATING THE FUCKING CANDY AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
CS: why not
CS: *nOt
mC: BUT we NEED a PINATA karkaaaat
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mC: YOULL be LETTING everyone DOWN
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CG: FIND SOME OTHER POOR SHITSTAIN TO BEAT UP WITH A BAT.
SS: WAIT!
AT: hELLO,
CS: Oh no
GG: tavros! hi!
AT: *EYES JADE*
CS: why is yOur heart BrokEn
AT: oH, hELLO JADE,
SS: I HAVE YOUR PINATA!
AG: Heeeeeeeey.
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GT: Greetings and salutations!
CS: cOme here BabEy and let me make you feel better
GC: H3llo, J4k3!
mC: FUCK your SALUTATIONS
CS: hello gt
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SS: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAV~
GT: Ah judica! Thank you for letting me come here.
AT: cS i DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT,
GA: Hello
CG: . . .
AT: *EYES JADE AGAIN*
PS: I came for the Candy Corn
CS: hmm Ok ill respect your privacy
SS: EAT ALL THE CANDY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: And stayed for the bitches.
AT: *GIVES PS CANDY CORN*
mC: come HERE tavros AND give OPPIAN a HUG
AT: nO,
CG: STOP TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE TO EAT THE FUCKING CANDY.
PS: I love you Tavros....
GG: hehe hi everybody
AG: TAv are you gonna 8e okay?
AT: pS i DONT LIKE YOU,
PS: *EATS CANDY CORN IN A HARD BOILED MANNER*
mC: KARKAT stfu AND do AS your TOLD
GT: The names english.
SS: I'M GOING TO FIND BITCHES!!!
GT: Jake english.
GT: And i like my smoothies shaken.
CG: ASSHOLE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME?
GT: *double pistols and a wink&
GT: Not stirred.
CS: nice tO meet you jake english
AT: *HIS EYES ARE AT JADE* HMPH,
mC: I will BITCH
CS: arent yOu a smooth talker ;)
CS: hOws it goin
CG: DAMMIT TAVROS STOP BEING A FUCKING CREEPER.
GA: This Is An Interesting Group
GG: jake! hi!
AG: Tav are you okay?
GG: dont be mean to tavros >:(
mC: TAVROS if YOU dont GIVE me A hug THIS instant
CS: nO hes heartBrokEn
CS: nOt ok
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GT: Who is the pretty blue lady?
PS: Tavros,that's bestiality
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mC: SS i STILL dont SEE those HOES
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AG: Karkat shut the fuck up.
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GT: Who is the pretty blue lady?
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AT: iTS A LONG STORY,
GC: ((JESUS DICKS AT ALL THE LAG))
mC: massive DISCONNECT LOL]]
CS: ((ikr))
CG: VRISKA WHY DON'T YOU TRY AIMING THAT AT THE ONE WHO JUST TRIED TO FUCKING KILL HIMSELF IN MY HIVE?
AT: *LOOKS AT JADE STILL*
AT: *SIGHS*
AT: kARKAT, sHUT UP, }:(
AG: Karkat fuck you!!!!!!!!
mC: TAAAAAAAVVYYYYYYY come HERE |C
AG: Why are you always a raging dick?!
CG: TECHNICALLY BOTH OF YOU FUCKING DID THAT.
CS: pOor BabEy love is hard isnt it
GG: tavros you look like you need a hug! may i hug you?
AG: Shut up!!!!!!!
AT: *BLUSHES* UH
GT: The lady says to be quiet so be quiet!
AT: yES THAT WOULD BE NICE,
CG: I AM A RAGING DICK BECAUSE REJECTION IS NO GODDAMN REASON TO FUCKING OFF YOURSELF.
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CS: *whispers* jade i think yOu might having something to do with why hes upset
GA: Quadrants Are Complicated
AG: So!?
SS: LOOK I GOT FEFERI!
GG: good! *hugs tavros*
GG: oh no what did i do?
AG: Dont makje it worse!
AT: uH,
CC: 38?
CS: cc are yOu going to dance on taBlEs for us
mC: FEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEF
AT: *BLUSHES BROWN*
mC: fe-fe-feferi
AT: yOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THEN, }:(
GC: T4bl3 d4nc1ng?
CS: yes
SS: I TOLD YOU I'D GET BITCHES!!
CS: there are suppOse to BE table dancers
AG: W8 ta8le dancing?
GG: um, no i dont! whatever i did im sorry!
CC: I do not understand w)(at
CS: but they wOnt dance
CG: HEY SS DON'T CALL MY FRIEND A FUCKING BITCH.
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CS: why wOnt you dance
mC: LOOK what YOU did KARKAT
AT: iTS FINE, i GUESS,
SS: LITTLE GUY!
CS: seriOusly i just want to see some naked trolls is that so wrong ;/
AT: iT WENT SOMETHING, lIKE THIS,
AG: I repeat ta8le dancing?
SS: LITTLE ME!!!
AT: mE </3 YOU, }:(
CG: ...WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
SS: KARKAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CS: yes ag table dancing
mC: taaaaaavvy i THINK you NEED to COME here AND give MG Oppian A hug
GA: I Was Asked To Table Dance Before I Joined This
AG: Yessssssss!!!!!!!
CS: yOu are supposed to BE table dancing
GG: whaaatt?? urgh i was such an idiot then! im sorry tavros!
SS: I AM FUCKING JRUNK
AG: Dance!!!!!!!
GC: 1'm gl4d 1 w4s n3v3r 4sk3d of such.
CS: i asked yOu
AT: tHAT WAS LIKE, a HALF HOUR AGO, tHOUGH,
CS: but yOu said no
AT: i DOUBT, yOU CHANGED YOUR MIND, tHOUGH,
AG: Can I dance?
SS: -LAMPSHADE!-
CG: NO.
CS: yes you can vris
CS: *yOu
GA: I Didnt Want To Take Place In The Table Dancing
SS: OH YES!!
CS: get up On that taBlE
AG: Yessssssss!!!!!
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mC: OF course YOU can ANY and ALL dancing IS appreciated
CS: shake yOur money maker
GT: Youre a lady! Why will you degrade yoursel?
GT: yourself*
TT: I come back to the chat.
CG: ROSE.
CG: RUN.
mC: LOOK its THE rose HUMAN!!
TT: To find this.
CG: WHILE YOU STILL FUCKING CAN.
AG: ==> gets ontop of table
GG: awwww tavros im sorry!! *Hugs him again*
CS: wOooooot
SS: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEE'
AT: uHHHHHH,
CG: VRISKA, NO.
CS: fuck yes finally
CG: GET THE FUCK DOWN.
CS: nO
AT: *GETS HUGGED* UHHHH,
SS: MY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
GA: This Is About To Be Interesting
CS: shut up karkat let her dance
GT: Her name is vriska?
TT: I
TT: I dont even
GT: So exotic!
AG: Make me Karkat!!!!!
mC: *dances on the table with vriska* WOO some BITCHES gettin DOWN
TT: VRISKA
TT: Are you still drunk?
CS: rOse would you like to dance too
SS: BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
TT: No dancing.
AG: ==> dances
SS: SO MANY!!'
CS: yes dancing
mC: STFU rose
TT: *sits next to karkat*
CS: *throws grist at vriska*
TT: This is stupid.
GC: Ugh. 1'm out of h3r3.
SS: I LOVE YOU ALL....!!!!111111
CG: TELL ME ABOUT IT.
AG: Hey Karkat get up here!!!!!!!!
GA: What Is This Even
CS: gO karkat
CG: HELL NO.
CS: gO dance
mC: KARKAT, karkat, KARKAT! *chant*
GG: sorry..*Lets go* didnt mean to make you uncomfortable..
CS: be the striper
CS: it is yOu
AG: Come ooooooon!!!!!!
CG: NO.
GC: Goodby3, 3v3ryon3.
CS: by ho
CG: NO NO NO NO NO.
CS: *hO
SS: -DANCING WITH LAMPSHADE.-
AT: wELL, bESIDES THE FACT i DIED A COUPLE TIMES ITS FINE NOW,
mC: KARKITTEN DO IT
AG: Ill strip if you dont.
GC: 1 4m nor 4 whor3!!
CS: stip
CS: *strip
CS: do it
TT: Karkat.
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CG: HOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU GO FUCK YOURSELVES?
TT: Stay here next to me so we do not getted raped.
AG: ==> takes off shirt and continues dancing
TT: Because I am scared of that happening.
CS: yay
CG: I DIDN'T PLAN ON MOVING FROM THIS SPOT.
mC: rose THIS is NOT that KINNDA of PARTY
CS: vriska yOu are the Best
CG: AND THIS MAKES ME FUCKING GRATEFUL THAT I'M NOT RANDOMLY A GIRL ANYMORE.
GG: you sure? i would love to make things better!
CS: *BEst
mC: unless VRISKA makes IT that KIND of PARTY that IS
SS: -BALOONS!-
AT: bUT, tHERES ONLY ONE WAY, yOU CAN, jADE,
AG: Whatd you say?
GT: Sweet jesus no. Im too much of a gentleman fo this shit.
AT: *LOOKS DOWN STILL BLUSHING*
GT: for*
AG: Hey whats your name?
mC: i DIDIN'T say ANYTHING sweet-eyes JUST keep DANCING
AT: i DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH A THIRD REJECTION THOUGH,
GT: Me?
CS: wOah wait did rose say something aBout filling pales
AG: ==> runs over to jake
SS: TAV GET THE FUQ OUT!!!
GT: Names english. Jake english.
AG: Cool Im Vriska.
CS: i can help yOu with that ;)
AG: Dance with me?
GT: Pleasure to meet you miss.
GT: Um.
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GG: well, who said theres gonna be another rejection? :)
GT: Can it be reasonable dancing? And not obscene dancing?
SS: ERIDAN!!!1111111111111111111111111
CA: all right wwhat the fuck is this
GA: Hello Eridan
AG: Whats your definition of resona8le?
CG: RUN.
mC: GOGDAMN now IM dancing ALONE on THIS gogdam TABLE
SS: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
CS: take Off your shirt
AT: wELL MY PAST EXPERIENCES, mOSTLY,
CA: oh god wwhat
mC: eridan WE need TO talk
CG: ROSE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE STILL THERE.
SS: -FALLS-
CA: karkat wwhat
CG: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS BATFUCK INSANITY.
TT: I am.
AG: Fuckit.
SS: I SIGNLESS!
AG: ==> goes back to table dancing
TT: *Puts arm around Karkat's arm* We need to survive.
GT: ....Um.
GT: Ok.
SS: FUQ YOU I JRUNK!!
GG: but thats in the past silly!
mC: *ALL the DIRTY dancing*
CS: guess yOu werent wild enough for her jake
AT: a HALF HOUR AGO,
AT: aRE YOU MESSING WITH ME, jADE,
GA: *Sits Poker Faced*
SS: -TOUCHES ERI'S FACE-
GG: no! im not! this timeline thing messes stuff up!
CS: dO you like her dancing maryam ;)
GT: ...Im too much of a gentleman.
GT: Is that even possible?
CS: i can see that flush on your face
AG: ==> dirty dancing = best dancing
CS: *On
CS: agreed vriska
mC: *dances NEARLY on*
GT: I really dont belong here.
SS: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU ERIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~
GA: No Im Not
mC: SIGNLESS is "JRUNK" dont MIND him
CA: oh god
AG: Fussy faaaaaaangs!!!!!!!
CG: I THINK EVERYONE UNDERAGE SHOULD LEAVE.
AG: Get up here!!!!!!
CG: WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH MOST EVERYONE HERE.
mC: NOT me
CS: gO on maryam you know you want her
GA: Id Rater Not
GT: Well if you would insist...
GA: *Rather
AT: *HE YAWNS A BIT, aND PUTS AN ARM AROUND HER* }:)
AG: Please?
mC: IF i DREAM hard ENOUGH one DAY i WILL turn INTO a MOTHER grub >:O
AG: For meeeeeeee???????
CA: karkat
CA: wwhat is happening
CA: i am so lost
CG: I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING RUN.
AG: ==> continues dancing
CS: trOlls are hooking up eridan
CS: that is what is happening
CS: duh
CA: gross
GG: hehe! <3
mC: THE paty WAS taking FAST so WE bright KARKAT in BUT he REFUSED to BE the PINATA like I asked HIM to
CS: what yOu dont want to fill your quadrants
SS: -HAS SHOTS FOR ALL AND POCKER FACED-
mC: BUT then VRISKA saved THE party WITH her AWESOME dancing
GT: Im going to make my leave. Farewell!
CS: basically
AG: Hell yeah!!!!!!
SS: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
CS: aaw bye kanaya
AT: *EYES JADE* IS IT ALRIGHT IF i KISSED YOU,
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CG: YOU KNOW VRISKA IS ONLY LIKE SIX SWEEPS OLD.
CG: YOU SICK FUCKS.
CS: yOu will be missed
AG: I wanna shot!!!!!!!
AG: Someone bring me one?
mC: *BRINGS*
CS: and yOur point is karkat
SS: -GIVES SHOT-
GG: sure!
AG: Thanks 8a8e
mC: gettin THIS party STARTED
AG: ==> winks
CA: goddamn
mC: *WNKS back* AWWWWWLRITE
SS: <3
AG: ==> slams shots and starts dancing again
CS: all Of the hooking up
TT: Karkat.
CS: all Of it
TT: Look over there.
SS: *MUCIC PLAYS LIKE MAGIC*
mC: *CREERS for VRISKA*
CA: wwho is this ss guy seriously wwe all knoww he is not seriously the signless thats a thing that doesnt evven exist
SS: *MUSIC
TT: I think Tavros got his wish.
AT: *HE KISSES JADE GENTLY* }:) <3
AG: ==> enjoys cheering and winks
AG: ==> too bad theres no pole
SS: YOU DOUTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!
GA: Why Would You Want Such A Thing
SS: ERIDAN
CS: *gets pole for vriska to dance on*
SS: I HATE YOU
CA: howw do you knoww my name
SS: -HIC-
CS: because pOle dancing is even BEtter than table dancing
AG: ==> smiles and dances on pole
GG: hehe <3 youre not that bad of a kisser!
AG: Yessssssss!!!!!!!
mC: VRISKAAAA share
CS: yOu go BabEY doll
AT: rEALLY? }:o
SS: I READ ABOUT YOU......FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!1
mC: SHARING is CARING and WE sure DO care ABOUT karkitten
TT: Karkat.
GA: Ok Then
CG: WHAT.
AG: Yes we do.
SS: -ATTACKS HIS FACE-
AG: You want a turn?
TT: We need to survive.
CA: i dont understand
CA: anything
TT: Before we all die.
AG: ==> leaves pole to go get more alcohol
CG: I AM AWARE, JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IGNORE EVERYTHING.
CS: psst rOse
TT: Eridan you can survive too.
CA: ok good
CS: i think yOu should get up there too
TT: What is it CS?
SS: STIP
mC: *tearin' UP the TRACKS with SWEET moves*
AG: Hey Karkat!
CS: its fun
TT: C
SS: EVERY ONE STRIP
TT: S
CS: gO pole dance
TT: NO
GG: mhmm!
CS: why nOoooooot
TT: No way you are a sick basterd.
CG: NO.
AG: Ill strip!!!!!!!!
CS: ;(
SS: RIGHT NOW
GA: Oh No
CS: yOure so mean rose
AT: *WRAPS ARMS AROUND JADE AFFECTIONATELY*
CS: yay stripping
TT: Whatever.
SS: LETS PLAY STRIP POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
mC: *DROPS it LIKE its HOT*
CS: aaw yeah mc
AG: Yessssssss!!!!!!!!
AG: Lets play!
mC: *fyea*
CS: bOoty Booty booty booty rockin EverY where
CG: |:B
CA: i dont
CA: wwhat
GG: *Hugs him tightly* hehe :)
AG: ==> hugs eridan
SS: KARKAT. STRIP.
AG: Whats wrong?
CA: wwha-
CS: signless that incest
CG: GO TO HELL.
SS: RIGHT NOW.
CG: NO.
CS: das gay signless stOp
SS: YES.
AG: Karkat just fucking strip or ill strip you!
CG: GO DIE.
mC: *DANCES over TO karkat*
SS: NO. I WILL NOT
AG: ==> joins mc
CS: rOse i think karkat is going to get raped
mC: HAY bby YOU wanna DANCE with A sexy LADY?
PS: Candy corn ran out so I'm back....
TT: ...
TT: Karkat.
TT: Stop.
SS: I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!!1
CS: oh
AG: Kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!
CG: I DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES.
AG: Strip!!!!!!!!
CS: will yOu dance with me
mC: *ATTEMPS lap DANCE*
CS: Oh snap its gettin hot up in heeere
SS: -TAKES KARKATS SHIRT AND RUNS A WAY-
CS: ;O
TT: *looks at karkat* Hm, well then. *blushes a bit pink* I guess you are stripping.
CG: DDHNUSFIOH
GA: What Is Going On Anymore
SS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AG: I want another shot!!!!!!!!
mC: *DROPS it*
AT: jADE i AM SO IN LOVE,
CS: whO knows maryam
CS: whO knows
CA: question of the fuckin swweep kan
CG: <chases after signless for his shirt back>
SS: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFKCUFKCUFKVGVGHBJNZDVB BCGH SJDGV BSDVDVHVGFVDDFSFDFGV GGVF
AG: Someone get me a shot?
CS: all i knOw is vriska is stipping and signless is jrunk
AG: ==> bats eyes
mC: *JUMPS on KARKATS bacK*
SS: -RUNS FASTER. LONGER LEGS.-
CS: *gets vriska a shot*
CG: ((my fem Karkat is getting attacked by the shipping police in another chat))
CG: (( I find this hilarious))
CS: here yOu go BabEY doll
AG: Thank yoooooooou!!!!!!!!
TT: (( LOL ))
CS: ;)
CG: I WIL FUCKING KILL YOU.
TT: Karkat calm down.
AG: :::;)
mC: *NOMS the KARKAT*
GA: ((That Happened To Me Yesterday Xd))
SS: NO YOU WOUNT I'M ALL READY DEAD!!!
GG: good! <3 what would a troll say..im so flushed for you?
GA: ((Blegh How Do You Talk Regularly))
AG: ==> slams shot then chases after karkat
AT: }:o UHHHHHH YEAH,
CA: oh god are wwe turnin this into that kind of thing noww
AT: jADE ARE ME MATESPRITS, tHEN,
AT: *WE
CG: <TACKLES SIGNLESS>
mC: HELL yes WE are ERIDAN you KNOW it
SS: -STOPS WITH A LIT MATCH AND KARKATS SHIRT-
AG: ==> tackles karkat
CS: ((kanaya is you put / before you talk it disables quirks))
CS: ((*if))
AG: I call dog pile!!!!!!!!
SS: -SHIRTS ON FIRE-
CG: ADSFHIEAJIODIGI
SS: -ON GROUND-
GA: ((oh okay thanks xD))
SS: DFGHJFTGJKUYSERHBJNKIHUGYFTDRFGVHBJGYUTDRSEXDFHJUIYTSERGTYRDGHYUTRDGHYUTYRSEYUITREUI
CG: <DOG PILED ON TOP OF FLAMING TROLL APPARENTLY>
CA: <calmly sits on all three of them> im so confused
mC: *dances UP against ERIDAN*
GG: yeah! :) hehe
mC: WEUUUUUUUUUU
CG: (( CG: NEPETA WHAT ARE YOU DOING. SP: I THINK. SP: YOU MAY GO. SP: I AM NOT NEPETA. SP: I SWEAR TO YOU. ))
CS: ((your welcome -w- it can be annoying typing OC with kanayas quirk))
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AT: *KISSES HER MANY TIMES* i i i i i AM SO HAPPY,
GA: ((sometimes xD))
AG: Hey Eridan!!!!!!!!
CS: hey rOse since everyone else is hooking up
SS: FUCCKFCKFUCKFUCCKUCKFUCKCUFCKC UKCUFCKCUKCUKCU KCUFKCCUKCUFKC UCKUJKFCUFCUKCUKCUKFCUJKCUJKFCUKCUKFCUKCUKFCUKCUKCUKFCUKUFKCUKFCUKUFKCUKFCUQQQQQQQQ
CA: hi
CS: why dOnt you come over here with me ;)
AG: Howve you 8een?
CS: we can be single tOgether
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TT: I would rather hook up with Karkat than you, CS.
CA: great
SS: -ON FIRE-
CS: ;(
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CS: so harsh
TT: And anyone for that matter.
CA: just hangin out
TT: Even Eridan.
CS: i like them fiesty thOugh ;)
mC: *pets ERIDANS head*
SS: I AM ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CG: <also on fire>
CA: wwhats that supposed to mean
CG: FDDHAOIFAIPOHJTEREOIGAFOIFADSHJFIODAIO
AG: Hush!!!!!!!!
CS: ill wOo you eventually just you wait
CA: <pats the fire out with his cape> calm the fuck dowwn
CS: the name is eterna btw
TT: It means you're better than CS.
CG: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
CS: wOah
mC: *PAPS KARKAT*
CS: wait what happened
CS: why are they On fire
GG: good! *Kisses him back* im glad youre happy!
AG: ==> gets up and goes back to pole
mC: CALM the HECK down BROHAM
CA: wwhere did you learn howw to pole dance vvris
SS: -SCREEMS LIKE SCHOOL GIRL FOR A FEW MINUTES-
CS: ...
CG: <p. much same thing>
GA: *is not amused*
AG: Does it matter?
CA: sort of
SS: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-
AG: Why?
CA: you guys ok
CA: it just does
CS: hey kanaya since everyOne is hooking up why dont you sit over here with me ;)
CA: i didnt knoww you had skills like this
AG: All that matters is Im good.
AG: :::;)
mC: *LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE the KARKAT*
SS: -STANDS UP-
SS: -ON FIRE-
AG: ==> strips
SS: <3
GA: Im Fine Thanks For The Offer C S
CG: <absconds>
SS: STRIPPING!!!!!
mC: Weuuuuuuu SHAKE what THE mothergrub GAVE you VRISKA!!
SS: -GRABS KARKAT-
SS: -AND GETS NAKED-
AG: First one to bring me a 8ottle of vodka gets a lap dance!!!!!!!!
TT: Let go of him!!!
CG: < all shit is flipped >
CG: < kicks SS right in the bone bulge>
mC: *get VODKA for VRISKA*
SS: -DROPS-
CS: ...
SS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
CS: sO much alchol
AG: You win.
CS: where did it even come from
SS: -TEARS UP-
AG: :::;)
GA: Things Are Starting To Get Interesting
CG: <picks up Rose>
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AG: ==> pushes mc into chair
CA: <opens the door>
mC: weu heuuu
CG: <puts her behind Kanaya who is pretty much kinda sane atm>
CA: <gets on the floor>
CA: <does the dinosaur>
SS: I AM NAKED ON FIRE AND HIT IN THE BULGE!!!!
AG: > Starts slowly dancing
AG: So whats your name 8a8e?
SS: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPP!!
CG: DAVE.
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CG: RUN.
CG: GOOD. YES.
mC: OPPAIN hircus
mC: OPPIAN*]]
mC: *cant spell for shit tonight*]]
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CS: why is everyOne getting ass But me
GA: *rose is suddenly behind kanaya*
AG: ==> smirks and grinds
GG: hi dave!
AG: Nice to meetcha
AT: oH, hEY DAVE,
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CS: opian and vriska
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CA: bye davve
CS: tav and jade
SS: I'M ON FIRE.
CS: signless and karkat
SS: YES!
CG: NO.
SS: WHAT!
mC: I dont THINK karkat IS getting ASS
CS: ssh
CG: I DON'T *WANT* ANY ASS.
AG: Karkat never gets ass.
SS: I WANT YO HOT BUTT!!
CG: YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.
AG: You want my ass.
CA: eheheh
AG: :::;)
CS: singless and karkat is the best ship
AG: ==> continues lap dance
SS: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!
mC: *shows KARKAT ass*
CS: signless agrees
mC: OBBY.
SS: YES!!
CG: <RUNS AROUND SCREECHING WHILE BLINDED>
CS: we shOuld get some more humans in here
mC: SS is HAVING an ORGY with HIMSELF
SS: STRIP SHIRTLESS KARKAT
AG: ==> skrew dance get karkat
SS: STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
AG: I want in!!!!!!!!
CG: DFASJIOGAJOI
mC: *looks AT eridan* HEY eridan COME here
AT: (( G2G BYE ))
CG: <gone bro>
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CA: hey
GG: oh, bye bye tavros
SS: -STEALS KARKATS PANTS AND SETS THEM ON FIRE-
AG: Kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!
CS: well jade since tavros left why dOnt you come sit next to me ;)
mC: *wiggles FINGERS at* WHAT are YOU up TO o seadweeler OF-THE-DAY?
mC: DUJOURS
SS: HI UNDER WEAR KARKAT
CA: uhh
CA: beaches and shores
GG: oh well okay.. *Sits next to CS*
CS: finnally
CG: ((brb gotta do some shit quick))
mC: LAME i GOT that EVERY day TELL me SOMETHING interesting
CS: everyOne keeps rejecting me for some reason ;(
SS: KARKAT
CA: slam poetry
SS: KARKAT
SS: KARKAT
CS: *puts arm around jade* but yOure just a lil sweetie aint cha
AG: ==> drink vodka
SS: KARKAT
GG: aww its okay *Hugs*
mC: i THOUGHT that WAS equiuss THING huh
SS: KARKAT
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GG: hi tavros!
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mC: [which reminds me it wiould be awesome to have an equius around]
AT: *IMMEDIATLEY SITS NEXT TO JADE AND HUGS HER* IM BACK,
CG: ((okay apparently I'm fem karkat again))
AG: ((Yes someone find one!!!!!))
GG: *Hugs him back* hi! welcome back!
CS: damn
CS: fOiled again
SS: STRIP FK STRIP
AT: *SMILES* HEHE,
AG: Awwwwwwww i feel lonely.
mC: [adores THAT musclebeast LOVIN troll*]
AT: cS YOU ARE NOT HAVING HER, }:(
SS: I STOLE KARKATS PANTS AND SHIRT AND SET THEM ON FIRE
GG: haha sorry cs!
AG: Anyone up for makeouts?
mC: (brb getting an equius)
AT: *KISSES HER ON THE CHEEK*
SS: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: *Smiles and kisses his cheek*
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SS: OH MRS. SERKET OOOH.
TT: I have returned.
AG: (( ill find a nep then for reasons ))
TT: To see
TT: THIS
CG: ROSE FUCKING RUN.
TT: *sits next to karkat*
CG: RUN RUN RUN RUN.
TT: I am not leaving you hear to die.
TT: Or get raped.
CG: ((I have been pretty much stripped to my undies))
TT: Whichever one comes first.
SS: I TOOK YPUR PANTS KARKAT AND SET THEM ON FIRE.
TT: Karkat why are you half naked
CS: im up fOr makeouts vriska!
CG: BECAUSE THEY TOOK MY FUCKING CLOTHES.
AT: *sLOPPY MAKEOUT WITH JADE COMMENCES*
CS: get yOur sexy ass over here
CG: LITERALLY HELD ME DOWN AND FUCKING TOOK THEM.
SS: AND SET THEM ON FIRE.
TT: Karkat.
TT: Just, everything will be OK.
GG: hehe! <3
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SS: I WILL TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR TO KARKAT........
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AT: <3 *GIGGLES LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL*
CG: LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU SICK FUCK!
SS: NO KARKAT!
GA: ((i come back here from doing other stuff, first thing i see, is you guys are stripping karkat XD))
SS: I WILL TAKE THEM!!
CA: i cant comprehend anythin anymore
CS: ((his clothes are on fire))
SS: I AM NAKED.
GG: *Smiles* youre so cute!
TT: *blocks the two*
CG: I AM BARELY FUCKING SEVEN SWEEPS OLD YOU PSYCHOPATH!
TT: Auspisticing
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SS: COME ON KARKAT GET NAKED.
mC: *facetouches THAT eridan* DONT try TO comprehend, JUST do
TT: *kicks ss in the bone bulge*
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SS: GET NAKED KARKAT
SS: AND THEN ON FIRE.
CG: GO DIE!
SS: LIKE ME
AG: Eriiiiiiiidan!!!!!!!
mC: *FACETOUCHES that ERIDAN* DONT try TO comprehend
CA: hi
AG: Cmere!!!!!!! *totally smashed*
TT: SS
TT: Stop.
CA: <goes over there>
CA: hi
TT: *Kicks him again*
SS: -TAKES UNDERWEAR AND THEY BURST INTO FLAMES-
AG: ==> hugs
mC: *STANDS in VRISKA'S way*
TT: ...
TT: :O
TT: Karkat.
AG: ==> pushes aside
CG: .....
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AT: iM SORRY i A JUST REALLY HAPPY RIGHT NOW,
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SS: -YELLS- KARKATS NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mC: *PUSHES more*
CS: oh my karkat
CS: *Oh
TT: *blocks karkat from view*
AG: ==> shoves
TT: Nothing to see here folks.
SS: -PUSHES-
TT: Agh!
mC: *SHOVE*
CA: ladies please
CG: <GONE BRO>
AG: W8 naked karkat!?
CA: you can both hug me
GG: good! its good to be happy hehe
CG: <STUFFED ANIMAL IN PLACE>
SS: -FALLOWS-
mC: *HUGS*
SS: COME ON PEOPLE!!!
AG: ==> pushes mc and hugs eridan
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TT: Karkat I shall find you some clothing.
SS: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
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TT: Hm.
CG: ((Yeah okay it's not going to let me be normal karkat in this chat))
TT: <> *runs off*
CG: (( and fem in others))
TT: (( Use incognito tabs in chrome ))
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TT: (( Or another web browser for one chat and one for another ))
mC: SEE she DOESN'T even LIKE you SHES more INTERESTED in A lowblood :i WHAT poor PRIORITIES
SS: -FINDS KARKAT!!-
SS: -PICKS UP-
CG: <KICKS SS IN THE BONE BULGE AGAIN>
CG: <ALSO BITES HIS ARM WHILE AT IT>
SS: -BRINGS HIM BACK YELLING-
AG: ==> goes to find karkat
mC: told YOU
SS: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK'
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CG: <NOM NOM NOM MOTHERFUCKER>
mC: look ITS john
GG: oh hey john!
CG: PUT ME DOWN YOU DOUCHE FUCK!
CS: signless calm yOur shit
AG: Hey John!!!!!!!
SS: NAKED KARKAT WE MUST GO!!
EB: oh, hey!
CS: hey there jOhnny BoEY
AG: Can
CA: hey john
CG: I'M NOT NAKED YOU STUPID SHIT HEAD!
mC: WEEUUUUUUU we GOT this PARTY started NOW!
CG: <GOT DRESSED AFTER ABSCONDING BECAUSE FUCK YOU>
AT: jOHN,
AT: hEY,
AG: ==> drinks vodka in corner alone
TT: *gets clothing*
CA: <sits next to her>
CA: hey vvris
CA: can i havve some
mC: *jojns VRISKA and MOTIONS john OVER*
SS: -TAKES CLOTHS AGAIN AND FIRE HAPPENS-
TT: Here you go Karkat.
AG: Sure.
CG: <NOPES>
TT: ...
AG: ==> hands bottle
TT: DAMNIT SS
CA: swweet
CG: PUT.
CG: ME.
CS: jOhn are you going to dance on the taBlE
CG: DOWN.
TT: Karkat.
CA: <takes large fishgulps>
CA: hic
TT: Wait a moment.
AG: Can I have it 8ack now?
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CA: wwhoa man
AG: ...
CS: uh
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AG: Karkat you cool?
CS: i think yOu scared away john
mC: LOOK what YOU did KARKAT
mC: you FUCKING shitfucker DIPSHIT i SHOULD kick YOU in THE head
CS: wOah oppian calm down
SS: -THROUGHS NAKED KK AT VRISKA BECUASE HE'S NAKED NOW BECAUS HE IS NAKED-
CS: nO need to start flipping taBlEs
AG: What the fuck?
CG: <nope, is dressed>
AG: Hi Karkat...?
GG: aww man, poor john is probably scared to death
CG: <IS ALSO A GIRL ATM THANKS>
CA: hey kar
CA: hic
mC: *molests THE naked FEMALE karkat*
CA: wwhoa boy
CS: Oh my
SS: -KARKAT BUSTS INTO FLAMES-
AG: Ummm...
AG: What the fuck?
CG: <proceed biting the shit out of MC>
CS: its gettin hOt up in here again
GA: Uh
TT: Karkat.
CS: dO i see Blooming blackrom
mC: WEUUUU PSSSHHHHPCHTKEHEHEHE!!
CS: i think i dO
SS: -BECAUSE SIGNLESS IS A MAGIC MONKEY-
TT: Get over here so we can beat the shit out of SS.
AG: ==> drags karkat away confused as hell
mC: *bites BACK playfully*
TT: Hey, Tavros.
AT: hM?
CS: ((karkat what are you even doing))
CG: <punches MC in the face and absconds over to Rose>
TT: Do you know what feeling pale is like?
CS: ((three people gave you different commands like lol))
SS: -EVERY ONE IS ON FIRE-
CS: no signless
CS: *nO
CS: das gay
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SS: -FIRE-
CS: daaave
CG: <fuck you since when does she listen to other people's commands>
mC: *ON fire ANYWAYS because THE flaming POWER of AN UNREQUITTED flushed BURNS her FACE*
AG: Can I get 8ack on the ta8le?
SS: -EVERY ONE IS ON FIRE-
GG: hey dave! :)
CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE.
AT: oH, uHH,
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AG: Can I?
AT: iTS LIKE A BEST FRIEND FEELING,
mC: *LEAPS on KARKATS back ANDproceeds TO ride HIM*
TG: hey
TT: Continue.
TG: who is cs and how do they know my name
CG: <faceplants because not that big and can't support another's weight>
CG: HOFAIOJJIOFADSIO
AG: Im getting 8ack on the pole kay guys?
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TT: Hello Dave.
CG: GET THE HELL OFF ME!
SS: -EVERY ONES CLOTHES BURN OFF-
mC: *RIDES the PLANTED karkat*
CS: aaw yOu dont rememBEr me dave
CG: GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME! GET THE HELL OFF ME!
CS: must be a different timeline
AG: Dave dance on the pole with me?
mC: IF i PLANT a KARKAT tree WILL it SPROUT grub KARKATS?
GG: sorry about everyone dave :/
mC: *LIIIICKS the KARKAT*
SS: YES!!
mC: WHAT a LOVELEY karkitten
CS: why are yOu sorry aBout davE jade
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AG: SOMEONE dance woth me!!!!!!!
SS: -EVERY ONES CLOTHES BURN OFF-
AG: Im 8ored!
TT: ...
TT: *covers herself*
mC: *WILL never GET off YOU, karkat*
AT: aGH!!!
CS: *grabs vriska and starts dancing with her*
AT: *HIDES HIS SHAME*
CG: <EAR BLEEDING SCREECHING LEVELS>
GG: ...*sighs*
AT: yOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE,
CS: ill dance with yOu BabEY doll
AG: -Dances with CS-
AT: *TRIES NOT TO LOOK AT JADE*
AG: Thanks 8a8e.
AG: :::;)
CS: dOnt BE lonelY
CS: ;)
mC: *I LIVE near THE roaring OCEAN its NOT like THE noise BOTHERS me*
TT: Karkat.
mC: *LICKY licky LICKY*
TT: *GETS PERSON OFF OF KARKAT*
CG: <ripping the shit out of MC's arm atm>
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CS: sO how dressed are you at the moment
CS: i couldnt keep track of all your stripping
SS: I WILL DANCE WITH VRISKA!!!!!!!!!!!!1
mC: HRRRG
CS: *cOuldnt
AG: I have on my panties still why?
CS: back Of signless
CS: *Off
mC: *BITES karkats HORN and DOESNT let GO*
GG: you scared dave away too
CS: just wOnderin
CG: GJSIDJIOA
CG: AGJOIA
SS: TAKE THEM OFF -POLE DANCES-
CG: AJIFEISOFDASOHJFIAJOI
CS: gurl lOok at that blackrom
mC: if I were TEREZI this WOULD be SO delicious
CS: its fillin up the whOle damn room
AG: If you were Terezi hed 8e pailing you!
TT: *Grabs Karkat*
CS: *Blackrom
TT: Stop it.
AT: hEY ROSE,
AT: wHY WERE YOU ASKING,
TT: Oh no reason.
CG: <manages a good kick to MC's face>
mC: *CLINGS i WILL never LET go OF karkat*
CG: tOMOt
TT: *kicks mc*
GA: This Conversation Has Turned So Weird
CS: it is full Of quadrant filling
SS: -HUMPS POLE-
mC: *NOSE was ALREADY broken NOT like YOU could POSSIBLY nmake IT owrse*
TT: Kanaya you were actually sane here. wow.
AG: Wow im to drnuk for this.
AG: I think ill either pass out on the couch or leave?
mC: OPPIAN never LOSES a WOMAN
mC: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AG: ...
CS: ...
TT: Hey Karkat.
SS: ...
AG: ==> absconds
TT: Karkat what would you say if I <>'d you?
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CG: ((ship accepted))
CA: can humans evven feel that
CG: ....<>
TT: Hm, thank you.
TT: And yes Eridan, they can.
CS: eridan shut up
SS: ....<3......KARKAT~
PS: ((DID SOMEONE SAY SHIPS))
CG: <NOPE>
CG: (( ALL THE SHIPS))
CS: Oh my vriska left
CS: thats tOo Bad
TT: (( IS THAT INCEST ))
TT: (( I dont even know ))
PS: ((http://www.mediafire.com/?9vs96vxf2i2b9uh))
CA: (( trolls don't even have that concept ))
PS: ((NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR VERY OWN CONCH SHELL FOR ALL YOUR SHIPS))
mC: [[johnxoppian ship happened a couple hours ago. sweetest john ever. i was so happy.]]
CG: <JUST SITS DOWN AND DOESN'T REACT TO ANYTHING>
TT: Moirals it is then.
CS: ((despite being a whore my charachter still has no ships ;-;))
CS: ((my oc is like eridan))
mC: SO if ALL trolls HAVE black HAIR then DOES that MEAN that ALL trolls HAVE black PUBES
CG: ((dude my first OC was intended to be a joke))
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
PS: ((CONCH,what's my new ship?!))
CG: ((now he scares the shit out of me))
PS: ((Tavros <> Aradia))
AT: (( What ))
PS: ((I fucking love this Conch shell))
mC: ((noooo :C))
AT: jADE DID EVERYONE'S CLOTHING BURN OFF,
PS: ((What's going to be canon in the comic oh mightly conch!))
SS: YES!!!
GG: i dont think any of them care..
PS: ((Equis <3< Jane))
SS: AND YOUR STILL ALL ON FIRE.
AT: wELL WE'RE STILL, uHH, *BLUSHES*
PS: ((It's going to happen))
mC: [equius is best troll]
SS: KARKAT
SS: I LOVE YOU.
CS: signless nO karkat doesnt want you
PS: ((Jake <> Rose))
SS: BE MY MATESPRITE
CG: <JUST NOT GONNA REACT TO ANYTHING>
SS: -ATTACKS HIS FACE-
mC: *lapdances ON karkat TO see IF that WILL get HIS attention*
CG: . . .
CA: a matesprite it sounds like if you prototyped a shippin grid
CG: <POKER FACED>
CS: rOooooooose why dont you love meeeeee
CG: ((You guys I am playing a genderbent Karkat right now XD ))
CS: *attacks karkats breasts*
mC: *wraps ARMS loosely AROUND neck AND bats EYELASHES at*
CS: damn gurl yOu lookin fine
mC: i know i just can't not call karkat "him" XD]]
SS: I LOVE YOUR BOOBS KARKAT
AT: uHH, jADE SHOULD WE GET CLOTHING SOMEWHERE, }:(
CG: <POKER>
CG: <FACE>
SS: -ON FIRE-
mC: *licks KARKATS eyelid*
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SS: -EVERYTHING ON FIRE-
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SS: .NO.
CG: <POKERFACE>
SS: NO.NO.NON.NON.ON.ON.NONN.NOLNLOLMTHKNMR;LBMLRT BLRMBBM;ERGBNR;EHBLEIGVQ;IHV;SHFBJNKLGSDHJAFGJLF;HAJLDFKHHGJLKADFJKFHF
CS: what is even
CS: hOw do i life
AT: *PROCEEDS TO CONTINUE NOT LOOKING AT NAKED JADE* }:
AT: *}:\
SS: (( I AM CRING RIGHT NOW ))
mC: *looks AT the naked TAVROS and GIGGLES*
CG: (( Ss lemme hug you))
SS: (( YES ))
AT: hEY STOP LOOKING AT ME MX, *HIDES HIS SHAME*
AT: *MC
SS: ((this needs to happen))
GG: oh, right, clothes! *Grabs clothes and puts them on and hands some to Tav* here!
AT: tHANK YOU *PUTS THEM ON*
SS: -ON FIRE-
TT: Back.
TT: Also, what the fuck?
CG: <POKER FACE>
mC: (gtg for tonight everyone QQ I LAV YOU ALL)
SS: -THEY CLOTHS BURN OFF-
CS: rOse while you were gone i asked you a question
TT: Hm?
CS: ((aaaw bye bye!!!!))
TT: ( Byeee )
SS: (( BYE I LOVW YOU ))
CS: i asked why dOnt you looooooooove meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AT: ,,,
mC: (baiiiis i hope i see you all again!]]
AT: jADE WE'RE NAKED AGAIN,
mC: *wavewaves, pewfs*))
AT: aT LEAST i AM,
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TT: Hm
TT: Well mostly because you are insane.
GG: uugghhhh wwhhhhyyyy
SS: I'M INSANE WOMAN
CS: im nOt insane
SS: -EATS MANY PIES-
CS: what did i ever dO to make you think that ;/
TT: By being you.
SS: -DERPS THEN FALLS-
AT: iM TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT YOU, yOU KNOW,
CS: humph
GG: im doing the same, time for clothes! *Hands him more clothes and puts some on*
CS: dO you hate me at least
AT: wHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS CLOTHING,
SS: - I AM MAGIC MONKEY KING -
GG: from space
SS: -UNDER WATER NOW-
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SS: FROM SPACE
AT: oH, oK,
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CS: ...
CS: hellO death
D: ...
SS: HELLO DEATH
D: hello jade...
SS: I'M DEAD
SS: AND EVERY ONE IS UNDER WAYER NOW
D: i know
SS: *WATER
GG: what?
D: water is fun....
AT: }:) YEAH IT IS,
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE.
SS: AND I'M JRUNK...ANF HIGH...
D: but you know whats better?
TT: *Is still naked but does not care*
GG: um, hi death
TT: How much of my Lalondeness is showing?
D: *pulls out hungry hungry hippos*
D: wanna play?
CG: ALL OF IT.
AT: cAN i PLAY TOO,
SS: AND WE ALL NAKED
TT: Oh, hm, well then.
CG: <is magically dressed, always, at all times>
D: *single tear* people want to play?! i'm so happy...
TT: *stays naked cause she plays by logic*
CS: Oh miss lalonde oh
TT: ...
CS: yOur lady parts make me swoon
TT: And you wonder why I think you are insane.
SS: WE NEED KARKATS LADDY PARTS NOW
CG: WE NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CS: ;o its nOt my fault i have an over active liBido
SS: -PUTS HEAD IN FEMKATS PANTS-
TT: *stays naked just cause*
AT: sO JADE, wHAT DO WE DO NOW,
PS: play board games!
AT: iM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR GAMES RIGHT NOW,
D: ps,that is the best idea you've had in a while!
CG: <resists strong urge to decapitate SS>
CG: <STARTS PUNCHING THE FUCK OUT OF HIS FACE INSTEAD>
TT: (( Im being someone else just cause ))
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GG: this is scaring me...
SS: I'M HIGH TOO.
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GG: ...
GG: What did I miss?
CG: RUN.
AT: iM SCARED TOO JADE,
CA: run
GG: Nah.
GG: Why is everyone indecent?
SS: EVERY ONE IS NAKED EXEPT FEMKAT AND WE ARE ALL UNDER WATER.
CG: (( Eridan and Karkat collaborating))
GG: hello jane!
CG: ((I just laughed so hard))
GG: Hello Jade!
GG: Hm, well then.
AT: hI JANE,
GA: Have I Walked Into Insanity
GG: Hello, Tavros.
GG: Kanaya yes you have.
PS: Hello blue lady
SS: WE WERE ALL ON FIRE AT ONE POINT
GG: ... :O
CS: wait
CS: am i naked
GG: P-PROBLEM SLEUTH!?!?!?!?
CS: why was i nOt informed
PS: The one and only!
GG: OHMYGOD *fangirl squeal*
SS: YES YOU ARE NAKED
PS: Unlike Ace Dick who had like 3 of himselfs...
GG: IM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN OH MY GOD!!!! :D
SS: WE ARE ALL NAKED.
GA: Another Part Full Of Nakedness
GA: I Can Do This
GG: Also, I am not naked.
PS: I knew I had a fanbase!
GG: Yes you did!!!
GG: Can I be your apprentice please? :D
PS: Yes,you can be my apprentice...
PS: But you're like the 5th one I had
PS: But you're different...
GA: Wait Ps
PS: You're like Rule 63 John...
GA: I Believe We Were At Another Party Together Earlier
GA: Where Tavros Nearly Died
PS: I go to a lot of parties...
GG: I know John!
PS: Oh yeah....fun times...
CG: YEAH PRETTY MUCH.
GG: He is nice to me, and a lot like me.
SS: -STEALS ALL CCLOTHS AND THEN WE ARE IN HELL AND EVERY ONE IS ON FIRE AGIAN AND ALL CLOTHS BURN-
GG: ...Uh
GG: *hides herself*
AT: gOD DAMNIT SS,
GA: Yesss Naked Time
PS: But you're not like the rule 63 John with the weird dog.You're cooler.
SS: I AM MAGIC SPACE MONKEY!!!
GG: I do not like being naked!!! :|
GG: *Sighs*
SS: I AM
AT: hEY PS SHUT UP ABOUT JADE SHES AMAZING,
PS: That reminds me...uu gave me monkey bars in my fort!
GG: uu?
PS: *Runs to fort and swings on monkey bars*
GG: Isn't she that troll girl?
GG: ..huh?
PS: She's like the coolest kid on the block!
SS: I LOVE YOU ALL.
GG: I do not love you.
SS: NAKED GROUP HUG
PS: Honestly,she gives me tea like 24/7
GG: SS NO
CS: i like you naked jane ;)
PS: and she never questions my order....
CS: cOme here and give me a hug
GG: Oh my god CS *flushes red* NO!!
PS: What in almighty candy corn coded heavens is wrong with the CS....
SS: -HUGS-
GG: AGH!!!!
GG: leave jane alone :(
GG: *pushes him away*
CG: . . .
AT: iM SCARED,
GA: Ladies Embrace Your Nakedness
GG: i am too, tavros
CS: ((Cs is female btw))
PS: Jane,if you're assaulted...remember....take this....
PS: *Hands Jane a paperbag*
CS: but jane is sO prettyyyy
GG: For protection?
CS: i cant help it
PS: Yes for protection.
PS: Why else?
GG: Oh CS that is nice of you to say but do not hug me while I am indecent.
SS: -HUG ATTACKS EVERY ONE-
GG: AGH!!!!
GG: *pushes him away again*
GA: Welp
GG: Why is everyone coming after me? :(
PS: JANE! USE THE PAPER BAG!
GG: im sorry you got dragged into this jane :(
GG: It is fine I guess.
GG: PS, HOW DO???
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CG: . . .
PS: You take the candy corn gun out of the bag and start shooting shit!
AT: jADE i WOULD HUG YOU IF WE WEREN'T, wELL YOU KNOW,
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PS: Optional would be saying "Fuck the system" while shooting...
CS: ((aaaw to bad mc had to leave she would have been happy there was an equius))
GG: *Hides in the corner*
CG: EQUIUS.
CG: RUN.
CT: D --> E%cuse me, is this the same party as there was last night
CT: D --> Why
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CT: D --> What challenge is set before me
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PS: Equis,STAY!
CT: D --> I will not run
SS: -YOUR CLOTHS BURN OFF-
CT: D --> I am STRONG enough to take anything throen at
CG: THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD RUN.
PS: You have to be the muscle of the team!
CT: D --> *thrown
CT: D --> Oh
GG: i think itll be usless to get dressed again..
CT: D --> Oh my
SS: WE ARE IN HELL
D: why are you guys calling it hell?
CT: D --> My SHADES
D: it's just the afterlife...
CT: D --> I feel so e%posed
GG: Equius run.
CT: D --> Run
GG: YES RUN.
CG: CAN I SERIOUSLY PLEASE HAVE MY CLOTHES BACK?
PS: Equis,ABSCOND!
GG: ABSCOND IF YOU MUST.
SS: IT'S HELL BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS ON FIRE
CT: D --> E%plain
GG: PS can we be best friends? :)
CT: D --> Run to where
PS: ABSCOND BEFORE THEY SLEUTH YOU!
PS: In the bad way....
GG: Oh no not the bad way!
CS: i like being naked
AT: jADE i DONT WANNA SEE YOU, lIKE THAT, bUT ITS HOPELESS NOW, aGH,
CS: i shOuld do this more often
CT: D --> *Runs towards the rest of the group, apparently naked now, not knowing what is going on or what is to be scared of at all*
CT: D --> I command you
CT: D --> One of you
SS: -EVERY THING EXPLODES=
PS: But Jane...
CT: D --> Please e%plain everything
SS: *-
PS: I already have a BFF
PS: *Pulls out...*
PS: *Pulls out nothing because his pictures are all gone*
PS: Just pretend I have a picture of John....but Jane you can be my BFFSY
CT: D --> What just e%ploded
GG: *find pictures* Huh.
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GG: I think Rose wanted me to give these to you!
GG: im sorry equius, i dont know whats happening..
SS: ONLY CLOTHS BURN IN THIS FIRE
CG: THIS SS GUY DRAGGED US IN HERE AND TOOK OUR CLOTHES.
CG: THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.
CG: FDASJFASJIO
PS: *Gets picture* Rose is a cool girl!
PS: Anyways,where was I?
GG: But Roxy is my BFFSY.
PS: Oh yes...
CA: hey hey eq
CG: <just gonna continue covering self kay thanks>
PS: ...Roxy?
CT: D --> You um *stares and sweats A LOT* are all rather e%posed
CA: i wwas spacin out for a sec wwhen did you get here
PS: She's a worthy BFFSY
GG: A drunk girl who types in pink. Yeah.
PS: Anyways,ahem...
CT: D --> Not too long ago *mind is somewhere else seeing all the naked people*
PS: *Pulls out picture of John* He's my BFF...
CA: so
CA: i heard you slam
GG: Ah, I can understand that.
D: i do poetry slams...
CT: D --> Ah YES
D: :i
GG: Hes like cosmically related to me or something.
CT: D --> I do slam
CT: D --> How did you know
CA: its a thing most highbloods like to do
CG: <GONE>
AT: *REFRAINS FROM LOOKING AT JADE*
CG: <suddenly has clothes again because fuck you ss>
CT: D --> Ever since I met Strider he has gotten me to have a STRONGER grasp on flowing properly
PS: *Goes to Tavros*
GG: can we uh, have our clothes back?
SS: -EXPLODES A MILLOIN TIMES-
PS: Tavros...Have this...
PS: *Hands him paper bag*
AT: *HIDES BULGE WITH PAPER BAG*
AT: tHANKS PS,
CT: D --> Would you like to condu%t in a poetry slam challenge, Ampora
PS: This is why I'm here!
CA: sure
D: can i join in?
CA: a three wway slam challenge wwhoa
CS: nO jade
CA: sounds awwesome
CS: nO clothes
CT: D --> Who would this be
CS: clOthes are stupid
CT: D --> *Looks at D, not actually knowing who D is*
CT: D --> ((who is D? Dad?))
SS: -EVERY ONE EXPLODES A MILLION TIMES-
SS: (( DEATH ))
CA: (( omfg let's rap with death ))
CT: D --> ((Oh! From problem slueth))
GG: I love clothes though.
GG: hmph..*pouts*
SS: (( D IS DEATH ))
AT: pS CAN YOU GIVE JADE A PAPER BAG,
CT: D --> ((Death not from Problem Slueth?))
PS: hm...
PS: Fine...
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE.
CT: D --> ((Sleuth))
SS: ((I DON'T NOW ANY MORE))
D: ((d from problem sleuth))
CA: a slam challenge karkat
GG: Karkat help me find clothes!
PS: *Gives paper bag to Jade*
GG: I cannot keep using my arms to cover myself!
CT: D --> Let us begin
CA: yes
GG: thank you!
SS: I AM MAGIC SPACE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT: jADE CAN i LOOK AT YOU NOW,
GG: ..*doesn't know what to do with bag*
D: shall i start?
GG: uh, i dunno!
SS: HEAR THAT ERI.
AT: jUST WEAR IT,
SS: I MAGIC
GG: but its tiny..
AT: *EYES JADE, bLUSHES AND LOOKS BACK THE OTHER WAY*
CA: too busy rapping to care
CT: D --> Magic is not real
CT: D --> Yes
CA: and magic still aint real
CT: D --> E%actly
CG: <brings back clothes for Jade>
CT: D --> Yes, I believe you should start, Death
CG: HERE YOU GO.
SS: HOW CAN I DO THIS
PS: Use it for protection
CG: <gonna help a fellow lady out>
D: heaven, where the streets are made of gold, heaven, where you never age or grow old, heaven, where lifes secrets unfold, heaven, where the secrets are told, heaven, where flowers grow wild, heaven, once again your a child, heaven, the weathers always warm and mild, heaven, where wings lay open in piles, heaven, where we are free, heaven, cant you see? heaven, its for you and for me, heaven, when we are free. *sheds a single tear*
SS: -BURNS-
GG: thank you!! *Puts on clothes*
CG: <fireproof clothes bro>
D: and that is my poem...i wanted to include hungry hungry hippos but they didn't rhyme with anything...
AT: *LOOKS AT JADE* oK THATS BETTER,
CT: D --> ((You are an amazing Death rper, I would just like to say))
SS: -NO THEY BURN FABRIC AINT FIRE PROOF-
CG: <it is now because fuck logic>
PS: *Sheds a tear at Death's poem*
CG: NOW CAN ALL THE GUYS PLEASE PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON?
SS: ERI IF MAGIC DOSNT EXCIST THEN.
AT: *GETS CLOTHING ON*
PS: *Puts on Jacket and then shirt*
GG: *thumbs up* awesome! *Hugs Tavros*
AT: *HUGS JADE RIGHT AWAY SINCE THEY ARE BOTH CLOTHED*
AT: hAHA, }:)
SS: -NIGHT-
SS: -DAY-
SS: -NIGHT-
SS: -DAY-
SS: -NIGHT-
SS: -DAY-
CA: thats just you saying night and day ovver and ovver again
SS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CA: you are drunk
SS: REAL FUNNY ERI
CG: SERIOUSLY
CG: ERIDAN, EQUIUS.
CG: PLEASE GET SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON.
CA: i am wwearin clothes
SS: NO!!
CG: FINE THEN, EQUIUS, GET DRESSED.
AT: jADE <3333333 }:)
SS: -THE BURN-
CT: D --> Where
CT: D --> They will just burn should I obtain them
GG: tavros~ <33333333 hehe!
SS: -IT IS MAGICLY NIGHT-
CT: D --> I really would prefer to stay clothed
AT: *KISSES HER MULTIPLE TIMES*
GG: I STILL NEED CLOTHING IF ANYONE'S WONDERING.
SS: -IT IS MAGICLY DAY-
SS: ERI!!!!?????????
CG: <GETS JANE SOME CLOTHES>
CA: you are drunk
SS: MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
GG: Thank you!
GG: *slips them on*
CG: <also gets Equius some clothes, but doesn't want to get too close because he's naked>
CG: ..............
CG: <just kinda... tosses them to him instead>
CT: D --> Will those burn if I put them on
CG: NO.
CT: D --> Also I believe they might be too small
GG: hehe! *Kisses him back*
SS: NOW LET THERE BE ALTERNIA
CG: ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WOULD RATHER STAY NUDE?
CT: D --> *Picks it up and tests it* The fabric is not STRONG enough
CT: D --> It will tare
SS: -WE ARE ALL ON ALTERNIA NOW-
CG: BECAUSE FOR ONE, I AM NOT ENJOYING YOUR FUCKING BONE BULGE FREE TO THE FUCKING WIND.
AT: }}:o
CT: D --> Near immediately
AT: (( my horns ))
AT: (( i have double them ))
CT: D --> Very well, I will show you
AT: iS THAT MY HIVE???
SS: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AT: oH MY GOD LOOK ITS MY HIVE YAY,
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SS: ALTERNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: Where are we?
CT: D --> *He starts getting dressed but they tare almost immediately as he tries to get them on, and he does try to put them on carefully actually preferring not to be e%posed like this*
CG: ((This is so wrong to find Equius so adorable right now I can't))
CT: D --> *Fortunately underwear is stretchy so that fits*
CG: (( why are you my favorite troll fdasjiofa ))
GG: (( LOL its fine ))
SS: -STILL NAKED-
GG: (( Tavros is my favorite ))
AT: (( O RLY ))
CT: D --> ((Wrong? As an Eq player I ALWAYS find him adorable.))
SS: (( I LIKE ERIDAN ))
CG: ((Tavros is my patron but I don't... really.. like him... at all XD ))
AT: (( DAMN YOU ))
CG: ((Equius deserves more love than he gets XD ))
CT: D --> Uh
SS: (( I GOT VRISKA AS MINE ))
AT: (( Tavros is awesome I dont know what you're talking about ))
CT: D --> Perhaps we should return to the slam battle
AT: (( VRISKA IS MY PATRON TOO ))
AT: (( FELLOW SCORPIO!!! ))
CA: (( you like eridan, you say ))
SS: (( LOL ))
CA: (( it just so happens ))
CA: (( also fuck bitches ))
SS: (( YES VERY ))
CA: (( i mean like eridan ))
GG: SS
GG: Do not burn my clothing again.
CT: D --> ((;_; Equius does deserves more love, but he showed up in the comic again > .> so I am happy))
SS: (( I LOVE ERIDAN ))
CT: D --> Should
SS: THTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH
SS: FUCK
CT: D --> We return to the slam battle
CT: D --> Seadweller
PS: (GTG,my candy corn covered bed awaits me)
GG: (( PS YOU ARE AMAZING ))
CA: yeah of course
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
CA: hi
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
GG: (( I JUST ))
SS: ERIEERI
CA: hi
SS: ERIE
GG: (( STAY WITH ME D: ))
CA: HI
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
SS: I LOVE YOU
CT: D --> I will take over then
CA: thats nice
CT: D --> I suppose I a%cept this
PS: ((Jane,I will...I'll always be inside that paper bag...))
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GG: (( O_O ))
GG: (( WUT ))
GG: *CHECKS BAG*
CT: D --> But let me dire%t this
CG: (( QUICK EVERYONE, OTP'S, RIGHT NOW, INCLUDING THE CHARACTER YOU PLAY))
GG: *sees candy corn*
GG: (( Jane x Jake ))
SS: I LOVE YOU
CA: (( eridan and feferi i guess ))
CT: D --> Towards a conversation that %s the notion that motion of rhyme and time flows like the sweat that that seeps from the musclesly pe%es
AT: (( tAVROS X JADE OBVIOUSLY ))
SS: LET ME TOUCH YOU
D: ((terezi x karkat))
GG: (( Eridan ))
SS: (( ERISOL ))
GG: (( Eridan x Roxy is just amazing btw ))
CT: D --> For a stallion, of horse, gallops a course of corse trot
CT: D --> For a stallion, of horse, gallops a course of corse trot
CT: D --> Shows more than any verna%ular rythm could not
GG: (( Tavros and Jade xD ))
D: ((jade x everyone!))
CT: D --> ((Equius x anyone))
CT: D --> ((But mostly Equius spades Gamzee))
AT: (( DEATH YOU HAVE TO SHIP THEN WITH YOURSELF ))
D: ((wut))
AT: (( ALSO JADE YOU ARE JUST AMAZING BTW ))
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SS: HELLO......
AT: (( IT HAS TO BE DEATH X SOMEONE ))
GG: (( <3 :D ))
D: ((i ship myself with pickle inspector))
SS: (( ERI ))
D: ((he actually played a game with me))
D: ((he's a pretty swell dude))
SS: (( I SHIP ME WITH YOU ))
AT: (( WOOOT ))
CG: ((Karkat X Anyone p. much ))
AT: (( HAHA WOW ))
GG: (( SEND MEH MESSAGES ))
GG: (( There we go. ))
CT: D --> *Sits ne%t to Eridan* Your turn
CA: gotcha
CT: D --> Did you enjoy my poetry
SS: (( I LIVE YOU ALL AND I SHIP YOU ALL WITH MY SELF!!!!! ))
SS: *LOVE
CA: yeah it wwas pretty tight
D: 'tis wonderful.
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
CA: im busy ss
CT: D --> It was short but I thought since we there are three of us
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
SS: ERI
CA: im busy being amazing
SS: ERI
SS: EIR
SS: EIR
CA: shh
SS: EIR
SS: IRIE
SS: IREIIEIIEI
SS: IE
SS: EIIIEII
SS: EI
SS: IEIIR
CT: D --> SHUT UP
SS: IEIIII
SS: E
SS: IEI
SS: IE
SS: I
SS: RIEIIRIEII
D: shhhhhhhhhhh
SS: IEIERIEI
SS: IE
SS: EIIIE
SS: IEEI
SS: IEIIIEIEIRI
GG: Lets play truth or dare!
SS: ERIEFG
SS: F
SS: GF
SS: G
SS: FG
SS: FGS
SS: D
SS: FG
SS: S
SS: GSGSGSH
CT: D --> *Equius grabs SS by the shoulder roughly*
SS: S
GG: shoosh!
SS: GSH
SS: S
GG: I love that game.
SS: H
SS: SSS
SS: G
CA: wwhat is it signless
GG: My dare to SS.
GG: Is to shut up.
D: *pats ss down*
D: shhh....no eri,just slam poetry
SS: -TOUCHES ERIS FACE-
CA: get off me
CT: D --> Shut your unending verbal e%position
CT: D --> I order you
SS: FDDG
SS: G
SS: D
SS: GD
SS: GD
SS: FG
SS: DFG
SS: FG
SS: DF
SS: DF
SS: GSDFGH
SS: S
SS: GH
CA: augh
SS: H
SS: FG
SS: H
SS: DF
SS: GHD
SS: GH
SS: GFH
SS: GH
SS: DFGH
SS: G
SS: H
SS: D
SS: GH
SS: G
CG: PUNCH HIS FACE IN EQUIUS.
SS: DGFHDFGH
CT: D --> *tightens his grip on his shoulder*
SS: GH
SS: DFH
SS: DF
SS: H
SS: DG
GG: ...
SS: HD
GG: (( IM GONNA BE ROXY NOW ))
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CA: yeah do it eq thats an order
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TG: heyy
SS: -STOPS-
TG: theres a party her rite
CA: order cancelled
SS: FS
SS: DFG
SS: SDFG
SS: SD
SS: GFS
SS: DFG
SS: SDF
SS: FSD
SS: G
SS: G
SS: SDF
SS: GS
SS: H
SS: G
SS: HFGH
SS: GFH
SS: GH
SS: GH
SS: GFH
TG: eridan
SS: DH
SS: DGHG
CA: order reinstated
CT: D --> Wait, you ordered me
SS: ROXY
TG: oh my god your back yay
CA: do it eq
TG: eridan
CA: hey
CT: D --> Oh
TG: eeeeeeeeridan
CT: D --> That is
CT: D --> Very well
TG: do you remember a couple days ago
TG: we were making out and stuffz
SS: FSAGG
SS: AGAR
SS: GA
SS: RG
SS: ARGA
SS: G
SS: AR
SS: GR
SS: SGA
SS: SG
SS: ARG
SS: A
SS: RG
SS: R
SS: G
SS: R
TG: *hiccup*
SS: G
SS: AG
CT: D --> *Lightly baps SS's face, which probably equates to a normal punch*
SS: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
D: ummm...
TG: heyy death
D: that wasn't exactly the nicest thing to do...
CT: D --> You were warned
TG: ur cool
D: hey roxy!
TG: is ps her
TG: *here
CT: D --> We e%plicitly warned you
SS: WHAT THE FUCK!
CA: yeah rox
TG: i like ps hes lik awesome
CA: it wwas pretty hot
TG: *hugs eridan* aw yeah
D: see ya next tuesday,just remember,go drink all the leftover vodka in the drinking challenge between you and jane....
AT: jADE, aRE YOU STILL HERE,
CA: (( not really though i'm playing along ))
SS: -PULLS BACK-
SS: WAIT
TG: <333333 wooooo
SS: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
D: but before some unknown accident happens to you.
GG: yup!
D: let's talk.
CT: D --> *notices the red trickling down SS's nose as it is most likely bleeding now ((you are the Signless, right?))*
CT: D --> *and STARES at it*
CT: D --> Oh
CT: D --> My
CA: ugh signless totally threww off my groovve
AT: *HUGS JADE AGAIN*
AT: yAY,
CT: D --> Is that
GG: *Hugs him back* hehe <3
SS: -YOU SNAPPED SIGNLESS OUT OF HIS HIGH AND DRUNKNESS-
CA: wwhoa wwhats that slime on his face
CT: D --> *is a sweating mess* That is disgusting
SS: (( YES ))
AT: <3 mY LIFE IS GONNA BE AMAZING FROM NOW ON, tHANKS TO YOU, }:)
CG: ......
TG: eridan you ok
TG: *are you
CG: < kinda offended by what Equius said>
D: you get used to seeing blood eventually...
SS: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE..
CA: yeah im fine
CT: D --> It's hue is so
CT: D --> Impossibly low
SS: WERE AM I..
SS: AM I..BLEEDING...
CT: D --> How does that even come to e%sist
SS: -PUTS HIS HAND TO HIS NOSE-
SS: -HIDES HIS FACE-
GG: good! *kisses his cheek*
SS: DON'T LOOK!!
CG: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED US HERE!
CT: D --> *edges in closer and stares*
SS: WELL I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!
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SS: DON'T LOOK!!
CG: DAMMIT EQUIUS STOP FUCKING STARING AT HIM!
CA: oh hey
TG: ...
TG: octo
TG: wut
 HELLO
SS: (( OCTO
TG: octopimp
 THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING
TG: ok then
GG: ...what?
TG: nice name
CA: hey octo
CT: D --> *sharply turns his head to Karkat* Is that an order
TG: are you like the pimpiest octopus in the sea
 I AM YOUR CREATOR!
CA: no youre not
CA: karkat is
 ...
 I'm ignoring that...
 ANYWAYS
CG: YES, IT IS!
 I AM YOUR GOD AND ALMIGHTY CREATOR
TG: octopimp
 AND YOURE ALL GOING TO NOT WAKE UP IN THE NEXT PANEL!
TG: are you gonna like
TG: use ur tentacles
TG: in an indecent way
CA: oh my
SS: (( HEY OCTO EVERY THING HAS HAPPENED HERE WE WERE ALL ON FIRE AT ONE POINT ))
 .....
TG: if you know what i mean ;)
GG: what is happening?
CT: D --> *sits back and scoots away from the Signless as Karkat commands*
CG: (( is that honest to god the real octopimp))
 You know what?
 FUCK DIS CHAT
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CA: (( nah ))
D: ((lol you thought it was octopimp))
D: ((it was me all along))
CG: <takes out a cloth, and goes over to SS, and holds it against his face to stop the bleeding>
TG: (( nope i new it was someone ))
SS: -LOOKS UP A LITTLE-
D: ((i pretended to be the creator of homestuck!))
CG: (( shooosh I'm horrendously gullible ;w; ))
CT: D --> ((pretend to be Hussie then))
CT: D --> ((o_o))
SS: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TG: (( he doesnt know who hussie is i think ))
CA: (( he's fucking with you ))
AT: <3 ALL THAT MATTERS IS, uHH, oUR LOVE,
D: ((we only know who octopimp is))
GG: *Hugs Tavros* right! <3
AT: *GIGGLES EVEN MORE AND HUGS BACK*
CT: D --> ((... I can't tell jokes as well over the internet.))
CT: D --> ((or ever really))
CG: I'M STOPPING THE FUCKING BLEEDING YOU DUMBFUCK.
CG: (( like i Said I'm just stupid ;w; ))
SS: UH..THANKS..
CT: D --> *Looks away trying to give the two trolls space, now quiet knowing what to do now*
GG: (( Well crap, I have to go. Anyone have a Tumblr? ))
D: (i ship hussie x octopimp))
CT: D --> *at a loss, goes back to Eridan*
CA: (( i ship octopimp ))
D: ((i do))
CT: D --> Uh
D: ((istina))
AT: (( HOW ABOUT SKYPES ))
CA: (( as in glybgolyb x doc scratch ))
D: (my skype is smashcooper))
CA: hey eq
CG: (( My skype is CarcinoG3neticist XD ))
AT: (( tvsmasher66 ))
CG: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.
D: ((anyways, bread time))
AT: (( IS MEH SKYPE THAT IS ))
CG: |:B
GG: (( That works too :3 bye guys! ))
CT: D --> Is there something to do about
AT: (( BYEEEE ))
CT: D --> No
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CT: D --> ((bye!))
CG: (( everyone ===> totally miss resemblance between Karkat and SS ))
AT: iM LEAVING MYSELF ACTUALLY
AT: bYE EVERYONE, }:)
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TG: heyy heyy heyy im still her tho
TG: *thogh
TG: *thouh
CT: D --> ((Oh, I did that on purpose, I don't want Equius mistreating Karkat))
CA: hey rox you wwant to slam wwith us
TG: *aw fuck it
TG: slam
TG: wuts dat
CA: poetry slam
CT: D --> E%actly
CG: (( .... <casually just tries to not let mind go to shipping>))
CA: wwhich reminds me i didnt take my turn did i
CG: (( <DAMMIT FAILS HORRENDOUSLY>))
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CT: D --> ((... > .> oh my))
CG: (( OH< ))
CT: D --> ((>///>))
SS: ...
TG: i can rap i think
TG: *hiccup*
CG: ((this is why I can't be out with people TWT ))
TG: (( haha its cool ))
SS: WHO ARE THESE TROLLS ICAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
CG: (( where is that 'everything i touch becomes shipping' gif I need it))
TG: (( wut ))
CG: (( lol nothing XD )))
TG: im roxy lalonde, im so damn cool, im roxy lalonde, im coming 4 u, im roxy lalonde, im the best, im roxy lalonde, it says so im my vest *hiccup*
TG: my poem about me
TG: i call it
TG: roxy lalonde
CT: D --> I see
CT: D --> Well
CG: CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
CT: D --> Miss Lalonde
TG: hm
SS: WHO ARE THESE TROLLS ICAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
SS: *I CAN'T
TG: wut is it scary looking guy
CG: SHOOOSH.
TG: nah
SS: -SHUTS HIS EYES SLOWLY FROM KARKATS SHOOSH-
TG: i aint shooshing
TG: im just
TG: eridannnnn
TG: eridannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
CA: wwhat
TG: *kiss*
TG: hehe
CG: NOW SEE? YOU AREN'T BLEEDING ANYMORE.
CG: YOU CRAZY BASTARD.
CT: D --> My name is Equius Zahhak and I am about STRONG impa%t, it is a fa%t that robots and muscles are never in lack, so please e%crete your phrases and prose and sweat bullets from from all your foes
CT: D --> Ehem
CT: D --> Yes
CA: good one
TG: equius ur learning
SS: UH..
CG: ((I'm just gonna be a boy again))
CT: D --> I would hope so
CT: D --> I have been pra%ticing
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SS: (( I KEEP FORGETING YOUR A GIRL ))
CA: should i got then
CT: D --> ((I should go, it was nice hanging out with you guys again))
CA: go i mean
CG: (( I KNOW THAT'S WHY I SWITCHED BACK LOL))
CA: (( aww you never got to see my rhymes ))
CA: (( dangit ))
CG: (( awww, by Equius ;w; ))
TG: im roxy lalonde im drunk as shit im roxy lalonde dont set my flames a lot im roxy lalonde i love this guy *hugs eridan* im roxy lalonde im gonna fly~
CT: D --> ((I'll wait for your rhymes, never mind about leaving))
CA: (( just saying eri raps hardcore ))
SS: UH..
CG: |:B
CT: D --> ((Please, I would like to read it))
TG: can u beat that equiusss
SS: ...
SS: -SITING ON THE GROUND-
TG: hey
TG: hey ss
TG: sssssss
TG: heyyy
CG: IF YOU HIT ON ME AGAIN I WILL PUNCH YOU.
SS: ((-WAS AT SOME POINT CLOTHED-))
TG: heyy ss
TG: ss
TG: heyy
CG: OR GET EQUIUS TO DO IT AGAIN.
TG: heyy heyy ss
TG: ss
SS: UH..YES?
TG: heyy
TG: hi
TG: *walks over to eridan* eridan
SS: DON'T.
SS: NO.
TG: are you a wizard
CA: check it out my name is ERI SWWAG aka the fresh prince of angels and dope; so challenge my authority and all destroy all your hope; ivve got it all lowwbloods got it dowwn to a science; wwatch and learn you seawworms wwhile i crush all defiance
CG: THEN GO PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON.
TG: oh my god
TG: eridan
TG: swoooooooooooooooooooooon
CA: yes
TG: *hugs him*
CT: D --> That was rather good
CA: thanks
CT: D --> I am impressed
SS: I'M JUST REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
CT: D --> Is this where we hug most bro like
CA: i think my ribs wwould be shattered
CT: D --> *is still a sweaty mess in his underwear*
CG: YOU WERE JUST PISS ASS DRUNK.
SS: (( HE WAS CLOTHED AT SOME PIONT ))
TG: im always piss ass drunk
CT: D --> *actually, not his underwear, some random underwear Karkat found for him*
TG: cause
TG: im roxy lalonde
CT: D --> I could be gentle
TG: in case the rap couldnt make u figure that out
CA: wwould a gentle fistbump suffice
TG: hey dont hug him hes miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
TG: *sticks tongue at equius*
CT: D --> *frowns*
SS: ....
CT: D --> I do not want him
CT: D --> I must take my leave anyway
SS: I..
SS: I....
TG: me 2 actually
TG: nite all
TG: *passes out drunk*
CA: later rox
CT: D --> ((So again, I guess, nice seeing you all for a third time))
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SS: -HUGS KARKAT IN CONFUTION-
CG: ....
CG: <DEALS BECAUSE AT LEAST HE'S NOT GETTING LICKED>
CG: ((I wanna try the rapping thing ;w; ))
CG: (( but I'm horrible at it XD ))
CA: (( yes karkat YES ))
SS: (( LOL OKAY ))
CG: (( OKAY JUST LET ME COME UP WITH SOMETHING GOSH))
CA: you wwannna slam kar
CG: WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK I CAN RHYME WORTH SHIT?
SS: -LETS GO OF KARKAT-
CA: uh
CA: i dunno you could probably do it
SS: I'M STILL REALLY CONFUSED.
CG: ....FINE
CG: …I don’t see a point in a stupid fucking rhyme, just meaningless things that take up my time.
CG: You think I got SHIT to waste on this game? A fucking point? A fucking claim?
CG: I’m part of something much bigger than that, you think I’m small? Just tit for tat?
SS: BOY, UH, MISTER....I NEVER GOT YOUR NAME
CG: The Name is Karkat and you better damn well listen. To the words coming from my speak hole, from my vision.
CG: THAT'S ALL I GOT.
SS: UH, OKAY KARKAT...
CA: pretty good
CG: (( I should never rhyme ;w; ))
SS: (( NEVER ))
CG: ((obviously =w= ))
CA: yeah ok lemme step right back in and contribute real quick, if youre not ready GET READY my beats drop like theyre bricks, and you knoww youd best abscond if you got an ass full of STICK, the poetic police dronesd showw up before you could lock your door wwith a click
CG: ((that was pretty much me slamming the keyboard at random ;w; ))
CG: ((eridan is fucking awesome at this okay fdasjoifdsjaiofas ))
CA: (( lil' dualscar in the hive ))
CG: ((New headcanon, Eridan is the best song writer))
SS: (( YOU SHOULD SHOW DAVE ))
CA: (( i rapped against dave on trollmegle and won ))
SS: (( DAVE ERIDAN RAP BATTLE ))
CG: ((that's the best XD ))
SS: ((NICE))
CG: I'M NOT FUCKING SURE HOW TO MAKE THIS SITUATION ANY CLEARER TO YOU.
CG: I MEAN YOU GOT DRUNK AND JUST PRETTY MUCH STOLE EVERYONE'S CLOTHES.
SS: ...
CG: YOU SHOULD NEVER DRINK AGAIN.
CG: EVER.
SS: YEAH..
CA: yeah that is wwhat happened man wwhats your fuckin deal
CA: its like you gotta respect wwhat people wwant to conceal
CA: oh snap am i still rhyming
SS: I DON'T KNOW...
SS: KARKAT?
CG: WHAT.
SS: COME SIT DOWN WITH ME.
CG: ...NOT UNTIL YOU AT LEAST HAVE PANTS ON DUDE.
SS: (( ERI SHOULD NOTICE THAT SS AND CG ARE RELATED ))
CA: (( familial shit is not a thing that exists on alternia ))
SS: (( WELL I MEEN THE REZEMBLENZ ))(( SPELLING SUCKS))
SS: (( AND REMEMBER I SAID HE HAD CLOTHE ON?...I DID ))
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CG: (( resemblance XD ))
CG: (( OH WELP ))
CG: ?99 FDJAISOFAIOJ ))
CG: (( OMIT MY LAST RESPONSE THEN))
SS: (( FUCK SPELLING ))
CG: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I?
SS: BECUASE... I NEED SOME ONE RIGHT NOW AND WELL...
CG: UGH, DAMMIT FINE.
CG: ===> sits down by the needy dickwad.
SS: -SLIGHT SMILE-
CA: i see you twwo are havvin a moment
CA: so im just gonna take my leavve
SS: (( NOW ERIDAN NOTICE ))
CA: by the wway
CA: you twwo look exactly alike wwhats the deal wwith that
SS: UH..
CG: WHY DON'T WE JUST GO WITH WHAT GAMZEE WOULD SAY.
CG: 'MIRACLES'
SS: UH...
CG: ((I am going to pass the fuck out soon =w= ))
CA: (( yeah same im outie ))
SS: DID YOU JUST SAY 'MIRACLES' ?
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SS: (( NOT ME ))
SS: -BACKS UP A LITTLE-
CG: YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT IT?
CG: I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT THOUGH.
SS: UH..
CG: MY FUCKING MOIRAIL LIKES TO USE IT THOUGH.
SS: IS HE POSABLY A PURPLE BLOOD...-HAS A SCARED LOOK ON HIS FACE-
CG: YEAH, BUT HE'S PRETTY DAMN HARMLESS.
CG: ...
SS: WELL THERE IS A SUBJOGULATOR IN MY EXCITANCE BUT..
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST.
CG: (( oh dammit, I wanted to stay on longer but parents are making me get off))
CG: (( you have a skype or a tumblr?))
SS: HE HAS MURDERD A LOT OF TROLLS...
SS: (( http://the-lightningwalker.tumblr.com/ ))
CG: (( carcinog3neticist.tumblr.com , see you tomorrow!))
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